[ the "your son calls me daddy too" group chat. Aka the dad squad ]
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : guys I adopted a new kid!
Dadchi : another cat?
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : well yes but it's my CHILD
Owlingo : are you gonna host another baby shower Kuroo?
Owlingo : make sure to invite me if u do bro!
Dadchi : baby showers are held before someone has a kid
Owlingo : holy shit
Owlingo : does that mean you're pregnant bro?
Owlingo : bro.. congrats
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : bro I'm a man, I can't get pregnant!
Owlingo : but your stomach felt weird today and you keep saying you didn't feel good!
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : oh shit I AM pregnant!
Oikawaii : wait
Oikawaii : if babies come from delivery by storks
Oikawaii : then how the fuck did the baby get inside the stomach?
Dadchi : .
Dadchi : Oikawa-san, have you ever heard of porn?
Oikawaii : bold of you to assume I watch porn
Oikawaii : I MAKE porn
Oikawaii : with the help of Iwa-chan of course 😘
I.don't.farm.weed : rather than making porn
I.don't.farm.weed : you should come to Shiratorizawa
Oikawaii left
Dadchi : can we PLEASE have ONE normal day?
Owlingo : wait wait lemme tell y'all a joke first
Owlingo : Justice is a dish best served cold
Owlingo : if it were served warm it would be justwater.
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : lemme guess, Hinata didn't understand did he?
Owlingo : yep :")
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : and Akaashi didn't laugh?
Owlingo : mHM :")))))))
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : bro, you know I'm here to listen to your dad jokes and laugh at them
Owlingo : bro...
Dadchi left the group
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : wait how the hell did Daichi leave the group?
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : wasn't he the one who made it?
Owlingo : bro I thought you made the group
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : no bro, I was invited in the group
Owlingo : then who made it bro?
Read by I.don't.farm.weed and Kurr.kurr.mothafuka
I.don't.farm.weed : ...
I.don't.farm.weed : I made it as an excuse to convince Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa
Owlingo left
Kurr.kurr.mothafuka left
I.don't.farm.weed : .
I.don't.farm.weed : .
I.don't.farm.weed : .
I.don't.farm.weed : maybe I should consider farming weed
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These keep getting dumber and dumber
Like me :D
I just finished reading a disturbing and kinky Kuroo x Mob Rape douinshi
There were tentacles involved
I screamed inside as I read it
So I read it twice
*nervous masochistic chuckle*
This book is really fun to make
All it takes is my two remaining brain cells and trashy thoughts
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