cursed conversation (pt. 3) 😏😈💩

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Mattsun.is.stinky.uh.oh

Bazoombas

Makking.milkshakes

Boinkies


Jaiahdneidbszl1


Yea


Mhm


Yas queen


We stan


I read that as "we satan"


We are satan


*unholy breathing*


*screeching begins*


*the sacrifice unfolds*


*the building starts burning*


*the people are vibing*


*the demons come up from hell and brought coca cola*


*is this a sponsored ritual?*


*no, we just dont like pepsi*


*but pepsi upside down isded*


*we didn't approve of that it slipped by the copyright system*


*dammit, we were so close..*


*hah sucks to suck*


*sucks to suck socks*


*we dont have socks here, only crocs*


*they better be pink*


*we have all the colours, we have chilli pepper crocs too*


*is it Chilli's approved? It better not be-*


*it's just chilli peppers on a pair of crocs*


*does it feel chilly when you wear em... haha-*


*we live in hell*


*babe at least fake a laugh, my self esteem just shat outta my pants*


*ha ha ha*



*yay it shoved itself back up in my ass*


*that sounds painful*


*ever heard of anal?*


*yeah, we do a lot of that in hell*


*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*


*no*


*yes d a d d y*


*ew gross you stinky winky 🤧🤢*


*my milkshakes brings all the boys tho*



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*vibes to Lady Gaga*

Oh shit hi, didn't see ya there-

I like to make people uncomfortable and sweat nervously. Especially you guys 😉

Haha jk

Actually, no jk

just..... rituals......

*ritual noises*

In the name of flat asses (aka Oinky), I summon Wakawaka-chan.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRATORIZAWA *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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