Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

homo-sapiens

[ The general chat haha

With the same AU as last time haha

Why am I still here haha

*dabs in the most cringiest way possible*

Warning : slight smut

Eat shit, drink piss

✌😘]

YamaGUCCI : help

YamaGUCCI : me and the bottom boys are vibing in Nekoma's room

YamaGUCCI : Kenma and Hinata have been making out for several minutes and I'm pretty sure their clothes are on the floor at this point-

YamaGUCCI : Suga-san is cheering on them, I can hear moaning, and everyone else is playing UNO. Lev is dying. Yaku is stomping on his dead body. I'm scared dad, pick me up

e.no.shit.a : Daichi's half dead- I mean, he's exhausted of everyone's shit

YamaGUCCI : oh nvm, Kageyama's here

YamaGUCCI : Kuroo-san too. Their faces are so scary-

YamaGUCCI : oop, they're taking Kenma-san and Hinata away

YamaGUCCI : I wonder where are they going?

Sugar_mommy : to the bathroom prbbly

Sugar_mommy : dammit it was getting juicy!

Dadchi : Suga istg-

Sugar_mommy : sorry daddy :(

Sugar_mommy : wanna punish me ;) ?

Dadchi : not today satan 🙏

Sugar_mommy : excuse you, I'm a motherfucking angel 😇

holy.water.tears : you don't act like one though...

Sugar_mommy : shush you Jesus wannabe

holy.water.tears : *cries holy water*

Yama.moto.moto : guess who's trying to take a piss in the bathroom while trying to ignore the moans behind the bathroom stalls

Bald☆Bitch : *cries in virgin*

Yama.moto.moto : ^2

Ko.no.haha : *cries in virgin and accidental third wheeling*

Bald☆Bitch : who are you third wheeling?

Ko.no.haha : Bokuto and Akaashi. I can smell, see, and choke on the sexual tension between them.

Ko.no.haha : everyone has been avoiding them at all cost and trying to give them privacy but Bokuto's dumbassness says that "we should all hang out together"

Ko.no.haha : Akaashi looks dead inside

Ratatouille : everyone is a homosapien

Ratatouille : get it?

Ratatouille : homo-sapien

Ratatouille : hajahhahshjd

Kunimimimi : you mean we look like a bunch of monkeys?

Kunimimimi : can't say no to that

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*coughs*

*sneezes*

Uh oh Kuroona

*drinks hand sanitizer*

Much better

Stay safe you sexy mother fuckers ❤

Or perhaps father fuckers?

Or maybe pillow humpers?

Wtf is wrong with me

Hah

How are ya today? I'm doing fantastic, I'm getting high on the scent of my candle.