[ This ain't a chatting one my dudes ✌
Warning : horny level over 9000. And uhh... Lime (hints of smut) -
"A horny writer results in a horny fan fiction"
- The sock inside your closet that you've forgotten for the past 50 years aka me
AnYwAys, this is set on the original time line aka not the time skip one or any other jazz.
They're at Kindaichi's house 🤭👀
Also, a submissive Kindaichi with a power bottom Kunimi sounds good. Yeah Ima do that-
Ah shit this chapter's really short tho-
Aha srsly tho enjoy 🍵 ]
Kunimi sitting on Kindaichi's lap while they're on his bed : "Damn, I'm pissed"
Kindaichi : "Why? What's up?"
Kunimi : "Those girls yesterday DARED to just waltz in on you just because you suddenly turned hot after you let your hair down."
Kunimi : "I mean, are those chicks blind?? We were literally holding hands under the table and eye fucked each other!"
Kindaichi : "And then you decided to just french kiss me in front of the whole cafeteria?
Kunimi : "Those virgins needed to know who's boss"
Kindaichi blushing like crazy while recalling about the event : "W- well you didn't need to go that far! I could still remember the embarrassment..."
Kunimi grinding up against him : "Embarrassment? You sure about that?"
Kindaichi : "B-babe wait! My mom will be back in like 5 minutes-"
Kunimi getting off of him and bending his head down in front of Kindaichi's crotch : "That's enough time to eat you up, you damn premature ejaculator~"
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*premature ejaculator : a man who cums/experiences an orgasm in just a short period of time.
And you guessed it, the rest is up to your kinkiest imaginations.
Imagine the gayest scenarios of them all, my unholy readers.
I have a headcanon that Kunimi has reeaaaallllly loud moans. So he prefers to deep throat instead of having sex to prevent his moans-
Also, Kindaichi's probably a quick cumer. But Kunimi's horny ass don't mind as long as he gets to drink every last dro-
Why am I getting so detailed about this?
I'm so sorry Furudate, I'm turning your characters into sluts-
But I really need KinKuni doujinshis and smutfics-
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