The following is a parody. Please don't report for this just for fun. Thank you.
At freddy's...
Ingrid(annoyed): We forgot to lock the perp in again....
Oboro: Edwin's gonna have butts, heads and Badges for this one.
Ingrid: I won't tell if you won't.
Meanwhile in Amidahara...
Tom: This just in! Perp and murderer, Yukikaze Mizuki, has Escaped. We now go live to my friend Jim, interviewing Edwin right now. Jim?
Jim: Thanks Tom! So, Mr. Black what do you think of Mizuki Escaping.
Edwin: I assure you we are taking every precaution to capture her again.
Jim: What about Ingrid and Oboro who arrest her?
Edwin: they will be punished for their failure, i assure you,
Jim: That's it for me! Back to you tom!
Tom: thanks Jim! Coming up-
*SLAM!*
mitico: THERE YOU ARE!
Riku(scared): AHHHH!
Annerose: Where the hell... did you get cable and a TV!?
Riku: Look... when i'm not cleaning the house or making dinner, i take on the smaller cases and get paid for them.
Annerose: that does explain why it seemed like there were fewer requests.
Mitico: Okay, Hand it over, I'm putting it in Miss annerose's room.
Riku: WHAT!? I bought this myself!
Annerose: Sorry Riku.
Riku: aw...
Mitico unplugs it and takes it away.
Riku: It just isn't fair....
Meanwhile...
Ringing! Beep!
Sakura: Hey Sis, its me! Look, i know you all saw the new last night and i'm just as ashamed as all of you but i need someone to help me out at midnight. I promise you'll get paid by friday. Right now i'm trying to clear Yuki's name so she can stop running.
Sakura Rambles on while Asagi opens a letter that turns out to be an overdue bill. Asagi sighs and picks up the phone.
Sakura: H-hello?
Asagi: Can i wear my Taimanin suit under the uniform?
Sakura: Totally! Thanks for this! I'll pay you back in full. Same with Yuki!
Asagi gets changed and heads to freddy's around midnight.
Asagi:
Its been seven year since i've worked at this place
A part of my life i much regret
Some kids burst in tears, a bear starts eating the face
I try to move on and just forget... but Edwin's Ad system isn't all that great. so...!
Chica and freddy wonder where bonnie is.
Bonnie:
What could this be?
It wasn't here before
Its bigger than me!
Chica:
Maybe its a big BOX!
Freddy;
Obviously, its full of party favours!
