Episode 1: Baiting.
Me: *Watching intensely for a monster.*
kr_kaos : HEY MAN WATCHA DOING!?
Me: ah! *Punches him!*
Kr kaos: SONOFA- MOTHER- *Trips and falls backwards.*
Me: The hell man!? I'm trying to hunt a monster!
HSDXD_RiasGremory : i'm here too.
Me: Oh come on...Kr kaos: what are you doing?
Me: Waiting.
Kr Kaos: for what?
*STOMPING!*
Me: that.
Kr kaos: what is that?
Me: its a barroth. And average sized one.
Mei: You're not gonna fight that thing are you?
Me: I am. So stay put of the way.
Kr kaos: what's that giant spot?
Me: a living trap.
Them: Pardon?
I shoot something by the barroth and something emerges from the ground, causing the barroth to sink into the trap.
Me: Stay here.
I run into the and minutes later i return.
Kr kaos: so how'd that go?
Me: Difficult because of black Diablos.
Mei: What?
*Loud thumps!*BD: OLE!
Me: That. RUN!
We all start running before i shove them into a camp.
Me: The hell you guys doing here anyway? Where are your weapons?
Kr kaos: Didn't bring'em. We crashed here.
Me: *I sigh and go into a small tent, and after a minute i come out with weapons.* for you Mei, Legiana Armour and a bow. And for you... charge blade and barroth armour.
Mei: Hey no fair! You got that giant sword!
Me: You really think this is my best weapon?
Mei: Yes...?
Me: Well its not. Its the sword and shield.
I enter my tent and come out with a sword and shield
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/monsterhunter/images/8/88/MHW-Sword_and_Shield_Render_010.png/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20190220225957Me: THESE are my best weapons!
Kr kaos: so what now?
Me: we hunt the diablos. The queen of the sand.
Mei: queen?
Me: Black diablos are females in heat. True fact.
Mei: Wow...
Me(Sarcastic): anyways! Let's go die to it!
Mei: You're kidding right? RIGHT!?
To be continued.