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One afternoon in Amidahara...
Annerose: Wake up, Everyone! Breakfast is ready!
Riku: Miss annerose, It's 3 in the afternoon. It's too late for breakfast.
Asagi: So what did you cook for us today, Annerose?
Annerose: I'm glad you asked fellow roommate! One bowl of Rinko puffs for Asagi.
Asagi: Nice.
Annerose: And an Extra strong coffee for Rikurou, to give you 5 times more than your usual motivation.
Riku: 5 times 0 is still 0.
(Ding!)
Annerose: Oh, that must be the toast i put in the toaster. Be right back!
Riku and Asagi dig into their late breakfast.
Them: Yuck!
Asagi(sick and disgusted): how the heck did she ruin cereal?
Riku(confused): And how did she mess up coffee? I left instruction near the coffee maker and everything!
"Living room."
Annerose: *Reading strange instructions.*
"Dining room"
Asagi: Maybe she's just not used to making fancy food?
Riku: Maybe we should just stick to Microwave dinners from now on.
Annerose(at mircowave): And place mixture in microwave for 8 to 9 minutes. *Punches in 829.*
Riku(to Asagi): don't want stupidity for Breakfast or lunch... whatever. I get my daily stupidity from mitico everyday.
Asagi(to Riku): Same with Sakura and at times Murasaki. But, What do we do!? I can't keep eating this garbage for the rest of my life!
Riku(to Asagi): Look at it this way. One day we'll all die and it'll all be over.
Annerose: So what did you guys think? Be honest...
Asagi: Well-
Annerose(prideful): ...with your positive reviews that is!
Asagi(Nervous): Oh, um... how do we put this gently?
Riku(to annerose, Deadpan): If this is one long eat sh*t metaphor, then you're doing great buddy.
Annerose: Come on, I think you two are being a bit overdramatic. *Sips the coffee.*
*Siren blaring!*
Asagi: Oh look an ambulance. Anyway, Annerose you suck at cooking, Please stop.
Annerose: I'd like to see you two do better, is what i would say if i could still see.
Asagi&Riku: Bet!
*Insert cooking montage with epic music.*
Asagi: Here, A comedically large bowl with an Extra helping of, "i told you so".
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Riku: I made expired corned beef, because i felt lazy today.
Annerose: okay, Ignoring that last one, do i even want to know why this food is pixelated?
Asagi: That just means it's too good to render properly.
Annerose(To asagi): Well if it's too good, then eat it!
Asagi: Fine, i think i will. *takes a spoonful and eats it.* see? This is... Actually really good.
Annerose: Really? *Takes a spoonful.*
Asagi: No, but if i'm going down, i'm taking you with me!
*Both fall over due to food poisoning.*
Mitico, Murasaki &Sakura: Hey everyone, Breakfast already? Oh nice! Half eaten coffee.
*All three bite into it and fall over.*
Riku: Maybe we should just stick to delivery from now on.
Everyone else: *Gives a thumbs up.*
*Later at the hospital...*
Sabato: so how did this all happen? How did they get food poisoning?
Riku: *Explains what happened earlier.*
Sabato: That explains a lot. They'll have to stay here for a few days.
Riku: Works for me. Now i can play Tales of Xillia in peace.
Sabato: don't worry, Nurses Akiyama, Mizuki and Sawaki will take good care of them. They need shots Anyway.
Them(scared): Wait, Shots?
Rinko, Kousuke, Yukikaze and Shiranui enter the room with syringes in their hands.
Them(scared): No, Don't let them near us!
Riku: Bye. *Heads home.*
Them(terrified): No! Rikurou! Save us! SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!
End.
