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Philia: And only on that?
Martial: Yep. *eats a cheese sandwich*
Philia: So can a rat!
Martial: ಠ_ಠ
Martial: Any note you can sing, I can sing higher.
Philia: I can sing any note higher than you.
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you CAAAAAAAAAANN'T!
Philia: Yes, I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! *high pitch tone that almost broke the windows*
Martial: How do you sing that high?
Philia: I'm a girl!
Martial: (◎_◎;) *looks at her up and down* You don't look like one
Philia: *slaps him* 😠
Martial: Anything you can say, I can say softer.
Philia: I can say anything softer than you.
Martial: No, you can't. *whispers*
Philia: Yes, I can. *whispers*
Martial: No, you can't. *whispers*
Philia: Yes, I can. *whispers*
Martial: No, you can't. *whispers*
Philia: Yes, I CAAAAN!!!
Martial: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. *drinks red horse*
Philia: I can drink it quicker *finish drinking her red horse* and get even sicker! *was about puke*
Martial: I can open any safe. *opens the safe*
Philia: Without being caught?
Martial: You bet! *smirks closes the safe*
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(In the background)
Del: *looks at the safe* ANOOOO!? (WHAT?!)
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Philia: That's what I thought you crook!
Martial: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer. *pokes Philia's forehead*
Philia: I can hold any note longer than you. *pushes Martial*
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
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(In the background)
Mallie: Oh no! Philia stoooop!
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Philia: Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I CA-A-A-A-N!!!! *faints*
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(In the background)
Mallie: Idiot. 😑
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Martial: *catches Philia* Yes, you CAAAAAAAAN!
Martial: Were did you get all that air?
Philia: Ugh!
Martial: Oh *drops her*
Philia: Ouch!
Martial: Anything you can say, I can say faster.
Philia: *glares at Martial* I can say anything faster than you.
Martial: No, you can't. *talking rapidly*
Philia: Yes, I can. *talking rapidly*
Martial: No, you can't. *talking rapidly*
Philia: Yes, I can. *talking rapidly*
Martial: No, you can't. *talking rapidly*
Philia: Yes I can! *talking rapidly*
Martial: I can jump a hurdle. *trying to jump but slips with a Squishy ducky toy*
Philia: I can wear a girdle. *shows a girdle*
Martial: I can knit a sweater. *knits a red sweater
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(In the background)
Del: *holding another sweater* You made the sleeves wrong the other is short and the other is long 😑
Martial: I'm still practicing! 🥺
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Philia: I can fill it better! *swaying her hips into the beat*
Martial: I can do most anything!
Philia: Can you bake a pie?
Martial: No. *frowns low his head*
Philia: Neither can I.
Martial: ＼（〇_ｏ）／
Martial: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter.
Philia: I can sing anything sweeter than you.
Martial: No, you can't. *pulls Philia closer to him*
Philia: Yes, I ca-ca-ca-can. *giggles looks seductively*
Martial: No, you can't. *smirks seductively*
Philia: Yes, I can. *hugs Martial*
Martial: No, you can't. *hugs her back*
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(In the background)
Mallie: *eye twitches*
Vietnam: I think I'm gonna barf
Thailand: *gives her a bucket*
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Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Oh~ yes, I can.
Martial: *pushes her away* No, you can't, can't, can't. *glares at Philia*
Philia's: Yes, I can, can, can. *grits her teeth angrily and points out at Martial*
Martial&Philia: YES, I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!/NO, YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T!!!
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(In the background)
Khmer Rogue: *laughing her ass off*
MPaja: *sitting on the couch while eating popcorn*
PKI: *sitting beside him while holding his phone recording everything*
MPaja: *feeds some popcorn* Got everything?
PKI: *munches the popcorn* Oh yes I better post this on CountryBook and Asian Group Chat. And show it to everyone! o(^▽^)o
Khmer Rogue: Bwwuahahhaha awesome! (★^O^★)
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What the fuck did I just wrote? 😂
Anywho hope y'all enjoy it sorry I took so long to update. I've been writing for the CH truth or dare and theres now a new chapter guys. You should check it out!
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
FanfictionWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (CH Version)
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