Philia & Martial: *arguing* 😡🤬
Singapore: Here we go again *annoyed* 😑
Nesia: I know 😑
Philia: I make the best plans here so I'm a great leader than you!
Martial: Hmph! Sorry Pia but this guy is more superior than you. *smirks*
Philia: Oh please! Your being a pussy cat over a cockroach!
Martial: Hey! That bug was huge and Myanmar and I had to kill it.
Cambodia: .......*glares at them, protectively holds Myanmar*
Myanmar: *sweatdrops* (-_-)
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Philia: *glares at Martial* Anything you can do, I can do better. *puts her hands on her hips*
Martial: Hah! *twitches his eye*
Philia: I can do anything better than you.
Martial: No you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you can't.
Philia: Yes, I can.
Martial: No, you can't. *scoffs*
Philia: Yes, I can, Yes, I can! *smirks*
Martial: Anything you can be, I can be greater. Sooner or later I'm greater than you. *jumps on the table and starts shaking his booty*
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(In the background)
*cricket noises*
Everyone: (●__●)(⊙_☉)(◎_◎;)(-_-)
Thailand: Bruh!
Philia: Hah! You don't even know how to twerk! I twerk better than you! *twerks like Nicki Minaj*
Mallie: What the heck, Philia! *blushes and shields her eyes*
Nesia: Woaaaahh! Go Phil! *throws cash at her*
Singapore: MARTIAL GET DOWN FROM THAT TABLE!
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Philia: No, you're not. *scoffs crosses her arms*
Martial: Yes, I am. *jumps off the table*
Philia: No, you're not.
Martial: Yes, I am.
Philia: No, you're not!
Martial: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!
Martial: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge. *picks up Vietnam's gun, was about to shot*
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(In the background)
Vietnam: *immediately grabs her gun and glares at Martial*
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Philia: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow. *grabs a bow and arrow and shots a chinaware*
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(In the background)
Brunei: MY CHINAS! *runs for his broken chinawares*
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Martial: I can live on bread and cheese.
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(In the background)
Del: You can't even live without your socks. 😑
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My CountryHumans - OneShots❤
FanfictionWell what the heck! I freaking love countryhumans especially if it has my country on it. Philiippines! But this ones different than all the others. So get ready to see some of your fav Country Humans OTP with romance, drama, humor and some pictures...
