My CountryHumans - OneShots❤

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(Watch the video above before watching this)

Ang hot ng country natin. 😉😊😁 Yahooooo go girl!

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Philip: *doing curl ups*

Indonesia: Soooo kakak (big sis) Do you have a man?

Philip: *stops curl ups* Nope my little sister, I'm my own independent country and I don't need no man.

*In the window where the Sunshine Harem Trio is watching*

Spain: *smirks pervertly* Ohhh lalala~ That ass~

America: Hot damn look at those biceps~ *lip bite*

Japan: And those curves~ *putting tampons on his nose to prevent nosebleed*

*Now back to the sisters*

Indonesia: Are you sure? *notice the boys in the window but Philip didn't notice it*

Philip: Yes I'm sure.

Indonesia: Ok... *looks at the guys who is still in the window staring at Pip, and notice someone at their backs, knowing who it is* Oh no

Philip: Bakit? (Why?)

*In the window where the Sunshine Harem Trio is watching*

America: Is it just me but I just feel a chill down my spine

Spain: I feel the same way also, mi amigo

Japan: You mean that feeling were someone wants to kill you

Spain: Pretty much

America: Kinda like in the anime

Martial Law: What are you doing here?

America: Shit

Spain: Uh Martial we can explain

Martial Law: *pulls out his gun* Yeah watching my sister looking like a bunch of perverts! Thats a good explanation to tell. Mga bwisit kamo!
(You fuckers!)

Japan: Uhhh Martial-san we can resolve this and not through violence.

Martial Law: Sorry I choose violence *aims his gun at them*

SHOOOOOT!

*back at the girls*

Philip: Huh? Whats that noise?

Indonesia: *looks at window and saw Martial chasing the 3 countries* Oh that was nothing

Philip: Really? But I hear screaming.

Indonesia: Oh that was probably the neighbors, kakak *sweatdrop* *hears in the distance, with bones breaking, guns firing, and screaming in pain*

*Ehem and thats how Philippines became independent*