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MaPhilIndo Harems

~The MaPhilIndo sisters are celebrating a Girls Sleep Over at Indonesia's place~

Nesia: And this is were I put my marriage stuff. *smiles cheerfully but then it turns into frown* IF I HAD ANY!

Mal: The married life is overrated anyway, Nesia get over it

Philia: *nods*

Nesia: Easy for you to say you both are married

Philia: Once

Mal: And got divorce.

Nesia: Good that way Marsia will sail

Mal: Marsia what?

Philia: Marsia. Martial and Malaysia. Marsia.

Mal: *blush* Philia

Nesia: She's not even denying it!

Philia: Ayieeeeeeeh

Mal: *throws pillows at Nesia at Philia* Shut up! Martial doesn't even like me.

Philia: *le gasp* Of course he does. Kuya Mar really likes u. ALOT!

Mal: *blush* You really thinks so?

Nesia: I know so~

Philia: *nods* Basta kami ni Nesia ang ninang sa anak niyo ni kuya

Mal: WHAT!? O////O

Philia: Nesia she said yes!

Nesia: Yeeyy! I'm so happy! I'll be the wedding planner

Mal: B-But I didn't say-!

Philia: What about you, Ate Nesia. Your seeing someone?

Nesia: *shrugs*

Philia: I'm sure there someone out there who loves you

Mal: *tries to forget what happened* How about the guys. They sure give you a good treatment.

Nesia: Tsk. Treatment?.... *realize something* My gawd! Now I'm starting to be like you two with your harems!

Philia: Harems!?

Nesia: Oh don't be dense Phil. You do notice America, Japan and Spain are giving a yah a good time

Mal: *nods*

Philia: W-wait!? W-what!? E-Easy for you to say! You both also have Harems! You think I didn't notice

Mal: The most Harems among the three of us are you. *points out*

Philia: What!?

Nesia: Yup! Kakak Shy has a list of it.

Philia: Imposible! (Impossible!)

Mal: Dont believe us? *pulls out her phone, and calls Shy*

Shy: *picks up her phone* Hello? *reading a book*

Mal: Hello Shy. You still have that list, right?

Shy: What list?

Mal: You know. That list of Harem?

Shy: Ooohhh. I do have my copy here. I'll send it to you.

Mal: Great!

Shy: *sends the pic*

Mal: *receives it* And here it is *shows the pic to the others*

(Just to let you guys all know. This are some of the lists I collect of the MaPhilIndo Harem, some are I collect from the Hetalia version)

MaPhilIndo Harem

Philippines' Harem

America
Spain (ex-boyfriend)
Japan
Russia
South Korea
China
Vietnam
Brunei (ex-husband)
Israel
Ireland
Indonesia
Malaysia
Canada
Mexico (childhood friend)
Italy
England
Germany

Malaysia's Harem

Singapore (ex-husband)
North Korea
Japan
Martial Law
Indonesia
England

Indonesia's Harem

Netherlands (ex-boyfriend)
Japan
Portugal
Spain
Palestine
North Korea
Australia
Russia

Mal: See!? *shows the list to Phil*

Philia: *blushing like a tomato* Bu-but? Thats so many!

Nesia: Among the three of us. Yours are many

Mal: I'm lucky that I have the least ones.

Nesia: But one of the them, are the strongest countries

Mal: Hm. Not as many as Phil's. Right Phil? Phil?

~Malaysia and Indonesia look at their eldest sister, to see her faint with a blushing face and swirls in her eyes~

Nesia: Great! Now she passed out!

~And thats how the MaPhilIndo know their Harems~