[ "We like volley(balls)" group chat | AKA the volleyball boys' group chat, excluding the teachers of course ]
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : guys lets play a game
Oikawaii : let's play a love game, play a love game
Sugar_mommy : do you want love or you want fame?
Oikawaii : are you in the game?
Iwa-can't : you've been playing Lady Gaga songs for the whole damn week, stop it you pig
Oikawaii : bitch how dare u, I'm a devoted little monster ✊
(little monster : a term used for people who stan Lady Gaga)
Oikawaii : and I'm still learning how to twerk
Iwa-can't : you don't even have an ass to do that
Oikawaii : iWA-CaN wHy u sO mEAaN😥
Tendon't.try.me.bish : did someone say monster 🙃???
Se(nd)mi-help: Tendou no.
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : ANywAYs, so the game's like if I say a word, u gotta continue it with a word too
Can'tma_with_ur_shit : no
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : I'll start
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : send
5meters.taller.than.you : a
Sangwoo.Miyaaaa : dick
The.normal.Miyaaaa : pic
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : ...
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : iT CouLD'vE bEEn "send help" wTF GUys I tRUstEd u-
Can'tma_with_ur_shit : trust is an illusion created by society to make one's self feel more secure whenever they interact with another entity
Tangerine : does that mean you don't trust anyone? :(
Can'tma_with_ur_shit : anyone except you
Tangerine : owo
Kagayama : I was buying milk for a minute and you're already cheating on me boke?
Tangerine : I'm not cheating, it's called friendship!
Kagayama : hmmm
Tangerine : you're the only one I send my private collection of pictures too 😉
Kagayama : 😳 ....true.
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : oya oya oya? What are these 'pictures'???
Tangerine : oh lemme show you one
Wash-your-stinky-hands : bitch don't, I don't wanna see a dick pic
Tangerine :
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Wash-your-stinky-hands : wtf
Can'tma_with_ur_shit : looks like u used the memes I sent for good use, Shoyo
Akaashootmepls : should I call for help at this point?
Don't.call.me.short,Lev : don't, the doctors will have a seizure handling these boys
Owlingo : does that mean we're contagious??!!!!
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : seizures aren't contagious dumbass!
Owlingo : but Akaashi had a seizure when he was taking care of everyone at a party!
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : oh shit it IS contagious
Saltysaurus : that's because your dumbass level is off the charts
YamaGUCCI : nice receive Tsukki
Akaashootmepls : thank you, Tsukishima
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This is getting more out of context. I like it. It's so dry tho hhhhh
Sorry if there wasn't a picture before, I added it again tho
Anyways,
"Kick ass, eat grass" -every fighting bull ever
I just had to share that quote here
Adios amigos *walks away in heels*
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