After a series of disastrous dates Elsie's sister set her up on a blind date with Will. He was obnoxious, unbearable and totally irresistible.
Find out how one night of fun leads to a lifetime of responsibility.
Book 2
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Will has invited himself round to my place later and all I keep thinking is that tonight will be the night that I tell him, I mean it's getting too difficult to try and hide it any longer. Aaron's already guessed and if I keep turning down Will's offer of an alcoholic drink then surely he will guess too.
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Okay, so I didn't tell him. I wanted to, I really did, but then he started telling me about his mate and how he'd been tracked down on Facebook by some random girl he'd met in Zante, he said she told him that she was pregnant and it was his. "Well, that's him fucked for the next eighteen years," he said, before humming the tune to Golddigger.
And I didn't know what to say, so I just nodded my head in agreement. But all I could think was fucking hell, he's not going to take this news well.
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So, I rang the doctors today. I mean it took me forever to build up the courage to actually do it and then it was engaged the first two times, but you know what they say, third time lucky and all that.
Ugh! The receptionist was a right snotty bitch on the phone, she said they couldn't see me for another week — bloody NHS! Anyway, I took the appointment, I mean I had to didn't I?
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Will turned up again last night, I kind of didn't want to let him in, but he had chocolate. "I got you this as well," he said getting a bottle of raspberry gin out of his Tesco bag.
And like, I really wanted to try it because it was gin and it'd be rude not to, but instead, I told him I'd eaten something dodgy and felt a bit sick, so I had to forfeit the chocolate too. And the fat bastard sat there and ate it all; he didn't even leave me one square.
