Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Natsu and Happy

This one was not a request, but I was inspired by a request from Theotakugirl7, so thanks to her for the inspiration! ♡

Natsu: Hey, Happy, you wanna hear my impression of Erza?

Happy: Aye!

Natsu: 'Hi, I'm eRzA and I miss my boyfriend JeLlAl who was my true love when I was a little powerless kid Erza! I also have anger issues.'

Happy: Haha! That's perfect!

Natsu: Your turn!

Happy: Okay, I'm gonna do an impression of Lucy. :)

Natsu: Ooh... good one. >:)

Happy: 'I'm lUcY, and I ALWAYS have to have someone save me, otherwise I get kIdnApPeD or dEfeaTeD! :( nAtSu, save me! ErZa, save me!'

Natsu: That's literally her! I bet she'd be dead if it wasn't for Erza and I, good thing we're good friends, am I right?

Happy: Aye.

Natsu: What do you think Erza would say if Jellal had to leave Magnolia?

Happy: 'Oh jElLaL, my love, please don't leave! I want to have your blueberry jello babies!'

Natsu: I bet she'd say that if we pranked her into thinking he was leaving!

Happy: ERZA FERNANDES

Natsu: I think she should just keep her last name...

Happy: Since her last name is Scarlet, I think his last name should be Blue, it would make way more sense, amirite?

Natsu: ERZA BLUE

Happy: No, more like it should be "Jellal Azul."

Natsu: . . .I don't get it.

Happy: It's a joke because Fernandes is - never mind, you're not intelligent enough for this.

(Sorry about that lame joke... haha...ha...)

Natsu: Understandable.

Happy: I honestly don't get this whole thing about Jellal and Siegrain and Mystogan and however many Blue-Haired Freaks are out there... so are they all holograms of the same person, or triplets... or what? And are they all evil? Do they all have the same morals and agendas, or are they on different sides? How can one man (or three men) have so much power? It really questions the government control capabilities here, because the Magic Council doesn't do much to contain so much power. This whole thing never fails to confuse me.

Natsu: Jellal sucks.

Happy: All you have to say... about that huge long paragraph... I spent five minutes to type... with my tiny little paws... is"Jellal Sucks"?

Natsu: And Siegrain and Mystogan suck too.

Happy: You know what? Never mind.

Natsu: So if Jellal and Erza had children...

Happy: No, there is no certainty that they would have Jellal or Erza's power, or that they would even possess the same magical properties and strength that their parents have. There isn't even a full chance that they could have their same hair colors either, because there is a chance that they could have lighter blue or pink hair, or even purple.

Natsu: ...would they be stupid dummies like Jellal?

Happy: Why did you wait till after I took my time and energy to type all that to finish your sentence?!

Natsu: Ew, their kids would have purple hair?

Happy: Oh my Mavis, Natsu, you seriously can't be this stupid, you're joking.