Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Sciorpio and Lucy

I haven't updated a real chapter in forever....

Lucy: Hey, um, Scorpio?

Scorpio: Hey there little mama! What up?

Lucy: Please don't call me that....

Scorpio: Oh, right. Can we start over?

Lucy: Sure...

Lucy: Hey Scorpio!

Scorpio: What's up Lucy?

Lucy: Much better.

Scorpio: Okay. What do ya need?

Lucy: It's about your girlfriend.

Scorpio: Aquarius?

Lucy: No dip, Sherlock.

Scorpio: Oh, well, what's wrong? She seems fine to me.

Lucy: She acts way too grumpy and she's putting my life and my teammates' lives in danger. It's getting way out of hand.

Scorpio: Maybe it's a monthly thing....?

Lucy: Scorpio. This has been going on for at least, well, let's see... MY WHOLE LIFE

Scorpio: Oh.

Lucy: I think that the influence for her behavior may be partly caused by you....

Scorpio: What are you accusing me of?

Lucy: Maybe being a little but if a bad influence on Aquarius....maybe...? No hard feelings!

Scorpio: So... What can I do to help?

Lucy: Well... Maybe you could... I dunno... Break up with her...?

Scorpio: Dude....

Lucy: Okay! If you don't want to, that's fine! Just please don't kill me!

Scorpio: No, it's not that.... It's just that if she finds out that you said that, you'll end up having tea with Orion!

Lucy: Eh?

Scorpio: What I mean is, she'll kick your little butt right up into outer space!

Lucy: Oh...

Scorpio: Not cool, man...

Lucy: But, what is your opinion on this?

Scorpio: I can't break up with her. That's what.

Lucy: Is it because you love her.... Or you'll get killed if you dump her...?

Scorpio: Well, yeah, I love her, obnoxious moments and all, but I also can't break up with her because we were paired together.

Lucy: By who?

Scorpio: ✨ The Author. ✨

Lucy: What's up with the sparkles?

Scorpio: Dramatic effect.

Lucy: . . .

Scorpio: Pretend that never happened.

Lucy: Can you please just help me?!

Scorpio: M'kay, I have an idea I can try.

Lucy: Go on...

Scorpio: I'll just make a deal with Aquarius.

Lucy: And that is...

Scorpio: Tell her that if she continues to be mean to you, then she won't get any cookies!

Lucy: ...Cookies. Seriously?

Scorpio: Yeah! She loves cookies!

Lucy: How does she stay so skinny?!

Scorpio: Man, that's a question I've been pondering for centuries....

Lucy: Wow...

Scorpio: Anyways, do you think my idea will work?

Lucy: Sounds like it will! Thank for the help!

Scorpio: No problem, dude!

Lucy: K, bye Scorpio!

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Well, there's the new update you guys have been dying for! I really have nothing to do since I'm stuck in bed with a cold, so expect lots of updates in all of my books today!
This chapter was a request from the comments in one of my earlier requests open chapters from the beginning of the book, so thanks to all the people who requested this! (Even though the comments are from like last year lol) Anyways, hope you enjoyed!
Also, new update in My Life! Go to my profile and check it out when you have time! (Only if you want to, I'm not forcing anyone!)
See you all in the next update! ❤️