Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Gray and Natsu (Crack)

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Natsu: Gray, I have a problem.

Gray: What's your "problem" this time?

Natsu: I think I'm gay.

Gray: wHAT

Natsu: What's wrong?

Gray: I just didn't think you even knew what the word gay meant.

Natsu: You seriously underestimate me.

Gray: Oh my Mavis, now you're using big words!

Natsu: I have no clue what underestimate means, I just saw it in a text from Gajeel, and now I use it myself.

Gray: Okay then. What makes you think you're gay?

Natsu: I don't know, I just don't feel not gay.

Gray: That was literally the most confusing statement in all of mankind.

Natsu: Hey, Gray? Guess what?

Gray: What is it, Natsu? Is this one of those times you ask me to 'guess what', and then you just say 'hi'?

Natsu: No. I was gonna say that if you take out the 'r' in your name, it makes 'gay'! (☛'∀｀*)☛

Gray: Haha. You're funny.

Natsu: Does that mean that you're gay too?

Gray: We haven't even established whether or not YOU'RE actually gay or not!

Natsu: I already said I think I am.

Gray: But WHY

Natsu: I just feel like I am.

Gray: That's not a straight answer.

Natsu: Of course it's not. I'm not straight, I'm gay.

Gray: ahHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Natsu: What?

Gray: You're not understanding me.

Natsu: I fully understand you. You want to know why I think I'm gay.

Gray: So you do have a brain. Now use it to answer the question!!!

Natsu: I'm so confused~!!!!!

Gray: Dude, I know what's happening.

Natsu: Huh?

Gray: You're just confused about your sexuality, and that's okay.

Natsu: No, that's not at all what's going on. You're way overthinking this.

Gray: What do you mean?

Natsu: Do I seriously have to be obvious about it?

Gray: Clearly. . .

Natsu: You're name makes 'gay' when you take out the 'r', and this morning I started feeling really gay as I realized that.

Gray: Don't say it. . .

Natsu: I THINK I'M GAY FOR YOU GRAY

Gray: And. . . there it is.

Natsu: Do you accept my feelings? ;-;

Gray: Not really. . . I mean, don't you have a thing going on with Sky or someone right now. . .?

Natsu: NO WAY! She's just my friend. ಠ_ಠ

Gray: Whatever. Anyways, I am not going to date you, flamebrain.

Natsu: Well, I want you to date me, Ice Princess.

Gray: Is this turning into a fight?

Natsu: Maybe it is. It's turning into a Freezerburn fight.

Gray: That better not be. . .

Natsu: It's our shipname!!

Gray: I'm done here.

Natsu: Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. I still have one more thing to say.

Gray: Fine. Spill it.

Natsu: My hair is pink, your eyes are blue; I really wanna make gay love with you.

Gray: Goodbye.

Natsu: Was that not good enough?!

Gray: If not good enough means that I am utterly wanting to freeze myself in an ice shell, then yes.

Natsu: I have more!

Gray: No way. Keep your creepy homosexual rhymes away from me. If you want me to date you, you should seriously consider being less lame.

Natsu: Rude.

Gray: Alright, on that note, see you when you decide to stop flirting with me.

Natsu: What will happen if I stop flirting with you?

Gray: Then I'll start flirting with you.

Natsu: Woah. . . that just happened.

Gray: Shut up.

Natsu: Ha! Gray likes a flamebrain! Gray likes a flamebrain!

Gray: I said SHUT UP!

Natsu: ≧◠◡◠≦

Gray: I'm done here.

----------------------User Gray has gone offline------------------------

So yeah, I just did that. . . I've been seeing a lot of Gratsu (or freezerburn, as I call them) comments, and I decided to bring justice to the Gratsu and gay communities~!

Gayness for all!!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

(If Natsu asks, I did not publish this for the whole public to see.┣¨キ(*ﾟДﾟ*)┣¨キ)