Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Erza and Lucy

Chapter 99!! Next is chapter 100!

Erza: Lucy, I need your help.

Lucy: Hold on. You. . . need MY help?

Erza: Don't make a big deal about it, okay?

Lucy: Don't make a big deal. . . this is HUGE!

Erza: Just shut up and help me before I ask Mira instead.

Lucy: Okay. Okay. Okay. Hit me.

Erza: I need your help picking out a dress for. . . something.

Lucy: Aw, are you going on a date? ☆⌒(≧▽​° )

Erza: No. I just need a dress.

Lucy: You're lying. How's it going with Jellal? Come on, you can tell me!

Erza: Nothing. We're just distant friends.

Lucy: Are you kidding?! Do you see the way that he looks at you all the time?

Erza: So? He can love me all he wants, but that will never change how I see him.

Lucy: I know love when I see love. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　

Erza: You don't even have a boyfriend.

Lucy: I'm working on it!

Erza: Uh huh.

Lucy: By the way, did you see that cute boy at the pastry shop in town yesterday? i should have asked for his number, or at least winked at him!

Erza: You're a flirt.

Lucy: I know. (●っゝω・)っ～☆

Erza: -_-"

Erza: Anyways, my dress?

Lucy: What are you looking for?

Erza: Well, something that won't make me look like a clown.

Lucy: Obviously.

Erza: Or anything that makes my eyes look too brown. . .

Lucy: That's it~!

Erza: What?

Lucy: Purple!

Erza: Purple. That's it. Time to go to a mental hospital.

Lucy: No! I meant that your dress must be purple!

Erza: I don't really like purple.

Lucy: Okay. . . what about blue?

Erza: Blue is okay.

Lucy: Alright, we have a lead here!

Erza: But there's like a million different blue dresses on this planet.

Lucy: We just need to narrow it down a bit more!

Erza: Well, I need it to be not too short, not too long, and it can't have sleeves. But I want gloves, though.

Lucy: Alright! We're a step closer!

Erza: I'm never gonna find a dress.

Lucy: Come on woman! Believe in the power of Lucy!

Erza: I don't believe.

Lucy: You gotta BELIEVE. . .

Erza: Fine.

Lucy: What do you need this dress for anyways? The occasion matters when choosing a style.

Erza: I can't tell you.

Lucy: Why not?

Lucy: Is it embarrassing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Erza: NO.

Erza: Kinda.

Erza: I'll never tell.

Lucy: Pleeeeeeeeeease?

Erza: Is it gonna help me find a perfect outfit?

Lucy: Most definitely.

Erza: I'm going to a funeral.

Lucy: Come again?

Erza: I. Am. Going. To. A. F-U-N-E-R-A-L.

Lucy: You can't wear a blue dress to a funeral.

Lucy: And why is that so embarrassing, anyways?

Erza: I wasn't exactly invited. . .

Lucy: What?!

Erza: It's the funeral for my mom's sister's husband's mom, adn I just want to go so I can see my family, but I wasn't invited.

Lucy: I can't help you anymore.

Erza: Why?!

Lucy: Because. . . well, huh. Maybe because you weren't even invited to the funeral, and you don't even seem to know how to dress for one!

Erza: Oh. Well, true. But still! Can't you help me?!

Lucy: Let me think about it for a second.

Erza: Please!!!

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Erza: Are you coming back?!

Erza: Hello?

Erza: I've been duped.

Thanks for reading! I can't believe the next chapter is chapter #100!! I also can't believe that I only have 100 more chapters before I have to end the book, since the limit is 200 chapters. . . Well, let's not think too hard about it, because we're only halfway there! And, let's see, it's taken about 2 years for me to get this far! Anyways, I think this journey has been going great so far, and we still have more awesome experiences to come! I hope you all have a great rest of your day, and look out for the 100th chapter coming either today or tomorrow~!