Don't even ask me why the heck I did this. . .
(In case you're new: Sky is me {the author} lol)
Makarov: yO cAnA
Cana: Hey, Gramps, are you okay. . .?
Makarov: y83UP!
Cana: Gramps, what day is it?
Makarov: p[]\epteMber\][-098
Cana: You're drunk, aren't you?
Makarov: nO[]\98765wAy57823hOney piE
Cana: Ew, did you just call me 'honey pie'?
Makarov: DUH boi ,./;'[]\
Cana: You're a creep.
Makarov: i Thi[]\\[]\[\][\,./NK I SEe nAstU oN tHE []\\[45678904 rOoOOOOOooooOOf
Cana: How much did you drink?!
Makarov: 3456789096543456789 dOG tREAtsS
Cana: WHAT?! Who else is with you?
Makarov: nAuSt aND MIRAAAAAAAAAA
Cana: Are they drunk too. . .?
Makarov: yEaHHhhhHHhHHHHhHHHHHhHHH
Cana: Oh god what are they doing?
Makarov: iCEeEeE IcEEeEEE BAbayyyyyYyyy
Cana: What the hell?
Makarov: StAHp []\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ colgate and LItsEN
Cana: . . .
Cana: What is Natsu doing?
Makarov: haging out with ONE OF HIS GRILS
Cana: WHICH GIRL?!
Makarov: sUkaI1393e5935
Cana: Sukai. . . SKY?!
Makarov: ate NiHgti Thnik of YOU
Cana: ???
Makarov: I WNATTO EB YUOR LADAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Cana: I'm clearly not getting anywhere with you. I'll come to the guild hall as soon as I can to help.
Makarov: BAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
1 Day later. . .
Natsu and Sky
Sky: Natsu, you were so drunk yesterday. I'm ashamed to even be your "buddy"
Natsu: I never called you my buddy!
Sky: Go through the videos on your phone.
. . .
Natsu: You've gotta be kidding me.
Sky: "You're not my best buddy anymore if you don't pick my bagel up off the floor"
Natsu: Oh my Mavis. . . did I really?!
Sky: That's not even the worst of it. . .
Natsu: Really?! Alright, go ahead. Tell me. -_-'
Sky: You asked me to give birth to your dragon potatoes.
Natsu: Oh god >~<
Natsu: I'm sorry. . .
Sky: You're really serious when you become sober, hm?
Natsu: Yeah. . .
Natsu: Did I do anything else stupid?
Sky: Other than shoving Happy in a pillow case and shouting,"It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pillow pet!", nothing too bad. Besides almost falling off the roof and almost setting Mira on fire.
Natsu: I might as well just jump into a hole now. . .
Sky: It's alright, we all get drunk sometimes.
Natsu: I'm so sorry, I really had no clue what I was being so dumb.
Sky: That's a start, now you just have to apologize to Jellal for calling him a blueberry and throwing blueberries at him.
Natsu: WHAT?!
~ The End ~
Okay, the creepiest thing just happened while I was writing this. I have an Amazon Echo Dot in my kitchen (Alexa) and I was singing the song Migraine by Twenty One Pilots while getting a bagel. You know what she said? "You should go to your nearest pharmacy and get some medication if your illness does not commence. I recommend that you seek medical attention if it worsens." Or, something like that. I didn't even say 'Alexa'! I think the government is spying on me through that thing or something. Anyways, I hope I don't die!! xD
It's really hard to write a chapter about a drunk old man when you've honestly never been drunk, except for on memes. Or Natsu. (That sounded bad, forget I said it xD) Both got me walking around the neighborhood to calm down my ADHD and "Drunkness".
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Random{Original FTT} Fairy Tail characters texting each other! I hope you enjoy~! DISCLAIMER: Fairy Tail and all related characters are owned by Hiro Mashima. [NEW PASTEL COVER!!!!]
