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Gray: Hey...um...Erza?
Erza: What do you want?
Gray: I have an issue.
Erza: Why don't you go complain to Juvia about it then?
Gray: Because you're the only one who can help me.
Erza: Alright. What is it?
Gray: I need you to beat up Natsu for me. Again.
Erza: Um...I'm not beating up Natsu just because. It's a waste of time and energy.
Gray: Well, I need you to beat him up to get my boxers back...
Erza: He took your...boxers. Again.
Gray: Yes.
Erza: Gray, you can easily prevent this.
Gray: How? By stealing his boxers first?
Erza: No! Plus, I don't even think that dense flamebrain even wears underwear!
Gray: You're right....then....I should just beat him up before he gets me?
Erza: No! You're not even close!
Gray: Alright, just tell me...I'm kinda just standing here in the guild hall asking any girl that passes by for their underwear, and it's awkward. Plus, I've been slapped at least 15 times.
Erza: YOU JUST NEED TO STOP HIM FROM GOING NEAR YOUR LOWER HALF SO HE CAN'T EVEN TAKE OFF YOUR UNDERWEAR.
Gray: But he's always all stealthy and stuff! One moment I'm covered, and the next everything's loose!
Erza: EW. Anyways...just wear pants you idiot! It's not that hard! Just slip one leg in at a time...then pull them up and put on a belt! It's not rocket science!
Gray: But pants are uncomfortable.
Erza: SO IS WALKING AROUND NAKED EVERY OTHER DAY!
Gray: True...
Erza: NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT ME ALL TICKED AND ANNOYED I'M GONNA GO BEAT UP NATSU
Gray: Be my guest.
Erza: For now, just cover yourself up with something...anything, and stop asking around for underwear.
Gray: Is hiding under a table okay...?
Erza: SURE, NOW GOODBYE.
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Wow...that was really random...but hey, what's new? Anyway, important little note for a special someone. ↓
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Snoopdawg84! I know we have only known each other for a little while, but I decided to dedicate is chapter to you for your birthday! I hope that your birthday was great and filled with fun! ( ^ω^ )
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