Just a note before I start: I do not ship NaLi. Okay?
Lisanna: Hey, Natsu!
Natsu: Oh, hey Lisanna!
Lisanna: I have a question for you, Natsu.
Natsu: Yeah?
Lisanna: Do you remember when we played Husband and Wife when we were younger?
Natsu: I'd rather not remember that... -.-'
Lisanna: Oh... why not?
Natsu: Just because.
Lisanna: Why?
Natsu: Because it's embarrassing!
Lisanna: Embarrassing?
Natsu: Well, yeah, now that we're older, we don't need to be remembering our past.
Lisanna: But, Natsu... Happy wouldn't be here if we hadn't hatched him!
Natsu: Don't bring me into this! The past is in the past, and you need to accept that.
Lisanna: Uh... "me" into this?
Natsu: Oh! did I say 'Me'? I meant to say Happy!
Lisanna: Okay. . . Wait a minute...is that you, Happy?
Nastu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lisanna: What...?
Natsu: I just ruined you and Natsu's relationship : )
Lisanna: Happy! Why would you do this?!?
Natsu: Because I, the great and powerful Shipping_Cat42876, is here to ship people!
Lisanna: Who are you trying to ship here? Natsu and air?!?
Natsu: Nah, I'm here to lead you away from Natsu, so that I can bring you and Bixlow together!
Lisannna: Really? BIXLOW?
Natsu: Yeah! You two would be so cute together! =3=
Lisanna: You've got to be kidding me, Happy...
Natsu: THAT'S THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SHIPPING_CAT42876 TO YOU, PEASANT
Lisanna: You do not deserve my respect right now, puny cat.
Natsu: I am not a puny cat. >:(
Lisanna: Just give Natsu his phone back. Please.
Natsu: Nope! : )
Lisanna: Well, I might as well call my sister and tell her that you are trying to take her position as head of the shipping department...
Natsu: You can't do that! I am the great and powerful Shipping_Cat42876!
Lisanna: Watch me.
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Natsu: COME BACK HERE, LISANNA! YOU CANNOT DISOBEY ORDERS FROM THE GREAT SHIPPING_CAT42876!
Natsu: Or not......
Natsu: I'm screwed.
Omg this is literally like one of my old chapters from the beginning of this book! Short, cringey, and ending on a cliche line. Wow. Well, I guess there's nothing I can do about it now! I'm on a time limit!! See you all in the next chapter!
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Random{Original FTT} Fairy Tail characters texting each other! I hope you enjoy~! DISCLAIMER: Fairy Tail and all related characters are owned by Hiro Mashima. [NEW PASTEL COVER!!!!]
