Erza: WHERE ARE YOU BOYS?!?
Natsu: Uh...not where you are!
Erza: You guys are so childish! This isn't hide and seek!
Gray: For us...yeah, it is.
Erza: JUST TAKE THE PUNISHMENT LIKE MEN!
Natsu: Maybe we're not men!
Gray: I wouldn't say that...but yeah! we don't want to be punished!
Erza: I'M MORE OF A MAN THEN YOU'LL EVER BE AND I'M A WOMAN!
Natsu: So?
Erza: So...stop stalling and take your punishment!
Natsu: No! Last time you beat me up!
Erza: I'll go easy.
Gray: Remind us again what we are being punished for?
Erza: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!?
Natsu: No, because we don't care.
Erza: YOU RAN INTO ME YESTERDAY AND MADE ME DROP MY STRAWBERRY CAKE!
Natsu: And that's considered something a manly person would do? Get upset over a piece of cake? Suck it up! There's like ten more slices in the huge cake!
Erza: How dare you. I'll have you know that I picked the PERFECT PIECE OF CAKE, THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD NO DENTS, NO LITTLE PARTS EATEN OFF BY HAPPY, NO. MISTAKES.
Natsu: You could've just eaten it off the floor...five second rule!
Erza: THE CAKE WAS WASTED! YOU NEED ME TO SPELL THAT OUT FOR YOU? W-A-S-T-E-D.
Gray: Oh...Natsu...I would find a better hiding place...she's gonna find you!
Natsu: Says the boy who's hiding behind the bar!
Gray: NATSU!
Erza: Gray.
Gray: What.
Erza: I'm gonna find you if you don't find another hiding place quick.
Gray: Yes...ma'am
Natsu: Teehee.
Gray: THANKS A LOT FOR TRYING TO THROW ME UNDER THE BUS, NATSU!
Natsu: You're welcome! :D
Erza: Oh, and Natsu? You're getting the worst punishment.
Natsu: Why????
Erza: Because you threw your TEAMMATE under the bus...and you two aren't supposed to be fighting.
Natsu: You can punish me any way you want. Sword, dagger, spiky boot, scythe, hammer, katanas...anything but kicking me in the nuts!
Erza: Oh, great idea Natsu!
Gray: Oh, she got you there.
Natsu: O_O Oh crap.
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Random{Original FTT} Fairy Tail characters texting each other! I hope you enjoy~! DISCLAIMER: Fairy Tail and all related characters are owned by Hiro Mashima. [NEW PASTEL COVER!!!!]
