✿❱ Lucy and Cancer

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[#AnswerMeAuthorSenpai time!]

Lucy: CANCER

Cancer: Yes, Lucy?

Lucy: I need your help!

Cancer: What's the problem? Chill out and stay calm...

Lucy: There's an angry Mirajane chasing after me!

Cancer: Well, it's my day off... and I really shouldn't be helping you with petty problems like little girl fights... Sorry bee.

Lucy: But I really need your help! I'm stuck in this closet for now, and she could find me any minute!

Cancer: Hold up... Why is she chasing you around in the first place?

Lucy: Because Natsu and I broke up, and now she's bad at me for breaking up with him.

Cancer: You broke up with Natsu?

Lucy: Yeah yeah yeah, I don't need to hear your crap...

Cancer: I think it's for the best...

Lucy: Someone understands... Anyways, ARE YA GONNA HELP ME OR NOT?!?

Cancer: Like I said, today is my day off, so I'm only offering a haircut, but no battles or shields from me today. Sorry, contract rules.

Lucy: Ugh... Just...

Lucy: PLEASE

Lucy: HELP

Lucy: ME

Lucy: SOMEHOW.

Cancer: Why don't you just ask someone else?

Lucy: Newsflash... It's a Thursday, and nobody is available, and you're the only one I could ACTUALLY message. Everyone else is at salons and stuff...

Cancer: Well, for the last time, I can't help. So if you want to live, I recommend that you get off your lazy butt and fight yourself.

Lucy: That wasn't very nice... T^T

Cancer: It's the truth... And, I'd better get started on Aries' hair... You just missed your chance for an appointment... Oh well! Sorry hon!

----------------User Cancer has gone offline------------------

Lucy: T-T I'm dead.

Well, sorry for the short chapter! I just got really bored and wanted to do something productive with my time... In like, the middle of the night... Yeah, you can tell me I need more sleep all you want, but that's what math class is for. 😉
Anyways, most of you won't be reading this until later...so I'll just leave this here...
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(It's just an ongoing thing so new readers have a shot too)



JELLAL IS A CINNAMON ROLL.
Bye guys!

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