Fairy Tail Texts

✿❱ Levy and Gray

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Gray: Hey Levy, I wanted to ask you a question.

Levy: STRIPPER ALERT

Gray: Excuse me? I'll have you know that I'm at least wearing pants right now!

Levy: Okay, false alarm. I always have to make sure. XD

Gray: Okay...?

Levy: Anyways, what was it you wanted to ask me?

Gray: Well, it's just that I heard that you went to Gajeel's house last night...

Levy: Yeah...my house flooded a little, so I took all my book writing supplies over to his house...

Gray: Is that so...

Levy: Yeah.

Gray: Why didn't you just go to Lucy's house? It's like a block away from yours...

Levy: Because...wasn't Erza there last night?

Gray: Not that I know of...I think that Erza stayed at the guild with Natsu and Mirajane yesterday since Lucy wouldn't let him into her house...so they had to keep him restrained.

Levy: Oh, well, maybe I did know that I could have stayed with Lucy-Chan...

Gray: And maybe I know that your house didn't flood yesterday either.

Levy: How you know that?!?

Gray: Because I didn't make Juvia cry yesterday. So there couldn't have been any floods. *Insert troll face here*

Levy: Okay, you're just trolling me now.

Gray: Yeah...so what?

Levy: You're trying to get me to admit that I like Gajeel.

Gray: What if I am?

Levy: Then I won't say anything, because nobody needs to know about my relationship status except for Mira, and even she doesn't know about my current love life.

Gray: Okay, then I'll ask you this. Why did you go to Gajeel's house? You had no reason to...

Levy: Because I wanted to!

Gray: You just get more and more suspicious with every word you type...

Levy: I have the right to visit a friend, don't I? You visit Lucy all the time, and she's your friend!

Gray: But you visited your BOYfriend...big difference....

Levy: HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!

Gray: Are You sure about that? *^*

Levy: Yes.

Gray: Well, you shouldn't be hanging around that a** Gajeel anyways. (Excuse Gray's language)

Levy: He is not a...donkey! (Levy trying to avoid cursing in front of anyone but Gajeel...)

Gray: You like him.

Levy: SHUT UP

Gray: Tsk tsk tsk...denial...

Levy: GRAY

Gray: You mad?

Levy: You done trolling yet? Because I happen to have Juvia in my contacts...

Gray: You wouldn't dare...

Levy: I would dare...

Gray: You know what...ill just be in the corner if you need me...

Levy: And...

Gray: I will never mess with Levy McGarden ever again...

Levy: AHEM

Gray: ...The all powerful empress of all words, Levy McGarden...

Levy: Why thanks you peasant!

Gray: Well...I'll be in the Trolling Corner, along with Natsu...and we won't fight...

Levy: Good little stripper.

Gray: That was racist.

Levy: You have no clue what racist is...*ahemtrumpahem* GO SIT IN THE CORNER

Gray: Fine.

---------------User Gray has Gone offline------------------

Meanwhile...in Le trolling corner...

(Irl not texting)
Gray: Hey Natsu...it sure will be fun in this corner with you for the next two hours and forever minutes... *sarcasm*
Natsu: Bruh, I've been here for three hours now. Don't get me started.
Gray: So, what DID you do to land your butt in here for this long?
Natsu: I pranked Gramps.
Gray: That's not too bad!
Natsu: And Mira...Lucy...Juvia...Levy...Cana...Erza... Do ya need a longer list?
Gray: *Jaw drops* You could be here for days...

Le Timeskip ~ 3 Days Later...
Natsu: *Still in Le trolling corner*

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Yeah, I know this was just a quick chapter, but I thinking was pretty good for one I'm making kinda off schedule if ya ask me... And...of course...what every GaLe shipper was thinking at the beginning... "33 GALE BABIES!" I know how this works... 'Cause guess who is the lucky gal who gets to reply to all the comments? [No sarcasm intended] XD [I actually enjoy all the beautiful...sometimes scary...comments. :3]

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