Pyro: *Was holding a mic* And welcome, to our very first. . . . IDIOT PAGEANT! *Curtain rises up, revealing the boys wearing stupid gowns on stage*
Drew: -____-
Rafe: -____-
Gold: O_O
Ash: O_O
Chase: (-_-;;)
Takeo: I feel so disgraced. . . .
Girls: *Watches while eating popcorn, cheering*
Pyro: First contestant -
Drew and Rafe: SHUT UP!!!
Pyro: Ooh! I know! *Pushes Drew and Rafe at each other, making them kiss*
Sora and May: O_O *faints*
Drew and Rafe: *Turns blue*
Pyro: *Makes FIYAH balls rain down on them* HOORAY FOR LARROUSECOCKYBASTARDSHIPPING! I SUPPORT! (A/N: I just found some Yaoi stories of them in fanfiction.net. I'm starting to like Yaoi, help! DX)
Rafe and Drew: *Faints also*
Everyone: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Pyro: Oh well. *Summons Miley Titanus*
Miley Titanus: I CAME AND I ATE EREN'S MOM!!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS!
Eren: *Attacks her with epic battle music along with ze awesome PPG10 and Mikasa*
Sasha, Nikki and Abby: POTATOESSS!!!
Jean: *Was stalking Mikasa*
Kirito: How the hell did I get here?
Pyro: At kung ikaw ay nakatawa! Ako pa ba ang nakikita! Ooooh! Kirito, chinito! XD (Only Filipinos can get this XD)
Connie: *Does the chicken dance with Ash*
Sora: *Wakes up, then finds Rafe unconscious on top of an also unconscious Drew* W - wha. *Faints again*
Pyro: *Was busy trying to think of who to kidnap* I know! *summons Yoshitsune Minamoto*
Yoshitsune: *Stutters* W - wha - wha -
Pyro: YES! I'M A GIRL!
Yoshitsune: *backs away, lets out a JB scream and runs*
Pyro: I GOT A PICTURE OF AYANE FROM NINJA GAIDEN IN A BIKINI!~ *Chases him* (A/N: I think from now on, he's staying here because I think I love how he's afraid of girls. So dare him and Takeo to face an army of rabid fangirls! XD They're the same, has blue hair, values honor, a strong warrior and most important of all: is afraid of girls!!! Yes. Takeo almost has girlphobia)
Yoshitsune: DX Stay away!
~Le Chaos Continues, so please vote and leave some dares!~
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Pokemon Truth or Dare
FanfictionCraziness! Randomness! Drunk ninja Mankeys and other random stuff rest omitted are contained inside this book! Dare your favorite characters from Pokemon and other guest characters from books, games, Manga and anime! Join Pyro and her OC's as they t...
