Jaycee Burden, let's just say she ain't a easy chick but her friends know that. That tough skin is needed for the type of guys she's always had and the one she's about to deal with. She's in for a such a ride trust me.
"I beat y'all niggas so whats up" I said putting my last uno card down. "You suck dick I've had enough" Desus said tossing his cards on the table. "Some body got there Calvin klein thongs in a twist" Alexis said laughing at us. "You too Alexis I'm gonna go get me a drink" Desus went to the backyard to the cooler.
"Anyway now that he's gone bitch guess what Julie slut ass sent Xavier" I shook my head, Alexis and Xavier been going out for 2 years and his baby mom wouldn't let up. "I don't wanna know that trick just lucky Xavier slipped up and got her ass pregnant" She laughed and went upstairs to reapply her makeup.
"Hey sissy where's the food at" Jerome and Kendrick finally arrived looking stoned as ever. "I made y'all a plate its in the kitchen" All them niggas do is smoke and got caught up with all they girlfriends. I grabbed my phone and went on instagram.
"Is that my bitch Jaycee inside chilling on the couch" Kailee said. "If it isn't my best bitch Kailee its about time you showed up" She laughed pulling me into a hug. "Im sorry but my ugly ass brother is back from Jail so I had to go pick him up" She sat down next to me exhausted. "Your funky ass could of helped me get this shit out the trunk" A light skin fellow sat down the luggage in my living room.
"Your a man right what I look like helping you" I raised an eyebrow questioning what luggage was doing in my house. "Kailee explain yourself" She laughed putting her hair up in a bun. "Well I live in a one bedroom as you know but yet you have this wonderful three bedroom house. I know with your loving heart you wouldn't let my little brother be homeless" I stared at her unphased.
"I ain't no fucking charity case I can get my own place sis" Her brother snapped. "See problem solve now excuse me I'm gonna go see what the potheads are doing in my kitchen" Kailee grabbed my arm. "Please Jaycee its only until he can actually get on his feet" I sighed giving in.
"Fine but I got rules nigga you obey them or you'll be asking for change on the corner. "Yeah now baby brother be nice and introduce yourself" He sucked his teeth and grabbed his bag. "Its Dave alright I'm gonna go take me a nap im tired as shit" I went to the kitchen with Kailee to find Jerome and Kendrick devouring trays of food.
"If you guys are gonna smoke at least let a sissy in damn" she said picking up a piece of chicken. "Y'all got the baby lungs just stick to your ciroc" Kendrick said laughing. "I got y'all next time alright" Desus said with a pitcher of mixed alcohol. "Are we getting turnt let me get the cups" Kailee said jumping for joy.
"Im gonna go change into some shorts I'm ready" I skipped upstairs to my room. I put on some shorts from H&M and put my hair in a ponytail. I checked on Dave to make sure he didn't die "You alright in here" He looked up at me and smiled. "Damn ma you got the cheeks out and I've only been here for 20 minutes" I laughed choosing to take it as a joke.
"Get a grip of yourself anyways were getting drunk downstairs your welcome to join us. Seeing as you haven't had alcohol in years" He laughed getting up throwing on some sweats. "Only because ya fine ass came to check on a nigga" I rolled my eyes and we went back to the kitchen.
"My nigga David finally back home" Xavier said dapping him up. I looked at Alexis and she shrugged her shoulders. "Wassup I see you killing Alexis shit she lookin a little thick over there" I shook my head taking a seat. "He wishes he ain't getting shit until he gets his baby momma together okay" I laughed shuffling the cards.
"Man I told you strap up with Julie old loose ass but no you wanna be all dumb and shit" Kendrick said chugging down his mountain dew. "Look when I fuck a broad I prefer no gloves I gotta feel every knook and crannies Aight. She just trapped a nigga thats all but I love off my child so I'm chilling" Jerome busted out laughing out of nowhere.
"Nigga please I'm surprised you only have one my son got like thirty bodies at the age of twenty five" I handed out seven to each of us "Yikes your son need to go see a doctor I'd be afraid of that dick for sure" I said shaking my head. "Y'all not bout to gang up on me fuck outta here last time I checked we all got secrets" Kailee put up her feet and smiled. "I love my truth ain't no secrets ova here honey now let's get drunk" She smiled raising up her cup.
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LexiBaby: Call Me When You Lonely Nigga
JayceeQueen: Pree the baddie damn sis
XavierGod: Nobody calling you you got a nigga
Kah_Kah: Have my babies sissy
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Desus_: Late night
Lexibaby: What is this goodnight 🤦
XavierGod: U good nigga put ya tongue back in
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