Me: Well that's Ood....I didn't call the TARDIS.
11th Doctor: Ello there! *falls face first on the threshold of the TARDIS*
Me: Oh no.
Ackemi: Should I check his health?
Me: No need, he's probably faking it, or he's actually hurt but will return in mere moments. Or he, well....go ahead. He has been on the ground for too long.
Ackemi: *walks over and places his hand over the Doctor's hearts, feeling with the Force. He seems to be just fine...there is a solid: Dun Dun Dun Dun...Dun Dun Dun Dun....Dun Dun Dun Dun. But...
Me: Aaagh! That sound, the drums! The Master! Aaah!
Ackemi: ...
Me: Sorry, need to control myself.
Doctor: *wakes up* Aaaand I'm back! *celebrates* Let me get my fez!
Me: I knew it.
Doctor: Why the long face?
Me: You almost had me. But I know your foul tricks.
Doctor: Fowl? Oh! Like turkey! By the way, the screwdriver does not do turkey, nothing does turkey come to think of it.
Me: *sighs in exasperation* Let's just move on, follow me to this large swirling portal. We are going to enter it and you will be inside my brain.
Doctor: Ooh I do so love brains! And yours sir, should be tasty!
Voices: Wait! We're coming too!
Me: My mind is going to be so crowded...
I: By the way, this is a parody of sorts of GodismyDD's Journey to the Center of the Brain. But with my brain instead. *disappears*
Me: Way to disclaim it. Oh well, yes it is! I originally started this chapter in August of 2017.
Ackemi: I see Pippin and Merry have decided to join us. As well as Kodiak, Legolas, Gimli, and Ghost.
Doctor: We are nine companions! *mumbles* Why did I say that?
Pippin: Great! Where are we going, again?
Me: ¡Ay caramba!
Doctor: We're all going through this swirling portal over here!
Ghost: Cool.
Everyone: *steps through*
Me: Ah, this is nice. I haven't visited this desktop in a while.
Doctor: Hey, that's my thing! Or, the TARDIS's, more accurately.
Ackemi: So, a rickety old tower house, twelve stories, and seven libraries, was that right?
Me: Yes, so glad you listened!
Kodiak: Sheesh, are you alright? It's raining outside and the sky is all gray and cloudy.
Me: Of course! That is my favorite weather to look out on!
Thunder: *booms*
Me: Mwaaahahaaa! Yes!!
Legolas, Gimli, Merry, and Pippin: *back away cautiously*
Pippin: Are you all sure he's quite sane?
Ackemi: I am positively sure that at this moment he is not.
Doctor: Wow, I'm surprised no one has remarked on this place not looking like a brain. Last time I did this most everyone was confused.
Me: Yes, well, the thing is...we all read that chapter, so everyone knew what to expect.
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