Me: 🎼🎵....and a happy New Year!🎶
Batman: It's just another night, crooks don't stop for holidays.
Me: Don't spoil the party! Stay with us for this holiday, the Dark Knight Batman can take care of the streets. *takes out a phone* Batman, you've got the streets right?
Batman (Dark Knight): YEAH. *in deep gravely voice*
Batman (just Batman): Fine, I'll stay. That doesn't mean I'll enjoy it.
*Hear a knock on the door*
Me: Who could that be? I please check the door, thanks!
I: Okay! *opens door and dwarves pile in*
Thorin, Dwalin, Balin, Gloin, Kili, Fili, Dori, Nori, Ori, Óin, Bifur, Bombur, and Bofur: Hello!
I: Hiiiiii!
*slowly after them, Gandalf and Bilbo follow through*
Gandalf: Please excuse us dropping in on you.
Bilbo: But we heard you were hosting a party.
*four quick, unforgettable knocks wrap on the door*
Me: Oh no, he/she can't have come! Batman? Could you get the door?
Batman: Don't worry. *opens the door cautiously*
Twelfth Doctor: Good evening. I thought I'd play a little prank, Clara says it's good for the soul. And honestly, your faces were priceless!
Tenth Doctor: *walks in after Twelve* I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry for how I just messed with you, or future me.
Twelve: Oh, hello Me!
Me: Hello, Twelve!
Twelve: No, not you, Me!
Me (From DW): Hello, Doctor.
Twelve: How are you holding up?
Me (DW): Same old, same old. *vanishes using a vortex manipulator*
Me: *crosses arms* Humph.
Hulk: *busts in through the wall right beside the door* Hulk celebrate!
Yoda: *on Hulk's shoulder* Celebrate, we will. Sense great happiness, I do. Time to party, it is. *activates an odd looking lightsaber which turns out to be a light-guitar* Waahooooooooooo! *strums a really high note*
Twelve: Hey! That's my job! *takes out guitar*
Me: Umm, Hulk? Would you please judge their guitar battle?
Hulk: Hulk judge puny musicians! Huh? *Hulk changes back into Banner*
Twelve: *begins playing Beethoven's Fifth*
Yoda: *when Twelve finishes, plays Imperial March (oh, that's actually kind of sad)*
Banner: Hmm, I must say that you are both marvelous players. Yoda played the entire song in reverse though. So points for originality, but it kind of ruined the song in my ears. Doctor, you played it perfectly, almost as if you wrote it.
Me and Twelve: *look at each other knowingly*
Banner: The Doctor wins this round!
Yoda: No! Win, I did!
Me: Yoda, please don't act like a child, it doesn't suit you.
Banner: Yeah, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Yoda: *plops down on a cushion* Fine.
Darth Vader: *enters the room with his theme music playing* Holper...holper....holper... (Please excuse my interpretation of his breathing)
Darthy: *walks in from the kitchen door holding a bag of chips and listening to Cello Wars*
Darth Vader and Darthy: *glance at each other in awe and wonder*
Me: I don't even know what to make of this.
Darth Vader: Your lack of coolness, disturbs me.
Darthy: And your lack of keeping up with the times disturbs me. Have you even watched one episode of Doctor Who?
Darth Vader: Doctor, who?
Ten: Exactly.
Darthy: I'll be leaving now, I stopped by to get some extra supplies for Elisabeth's New Year's Eve party.
Darth Vader: I see I have no place here, give my regards to my children.
Darthy and Darth Vader: *walk out arguing over who's better*
Luke and Leia: *walk in*
All SW fans: *look sadly at Leia*
Leia: What?!
SW fans: Carrie Fisher
Leia: Oh.
Luke: The actor may have passed on, but Leia lives on.
Han Solo: *follows after them*
SW Fans: *bawling*
Han: What?!
SW Fans: Episode Seven! 😖😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😵
Han: Fans are so strange.
Luke and Leia: Agreed.
Leia: They even talk in emoji!
Me: *to Luke/Leia* Darth Vader sends you his regards.
Luke: No, no, noooooooo!
Leia: Stop overreacting, he's not completely evil.
Aslan: *roars into the party, pulling Edmund, Lucy, Peter, Susan, Mr. Tumnus, Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, Centaurs, Fauns, Dwarves, Giants, Half-Dwarves, Princes, Kings, Queens, etc.*
Narnia Characters: Hello!
You: Wow, it's really something to be here with all these characters!
Me: *stands up on a very ornate table and rings a bell* I will be starting the countdown to midnight. Here's a shout-out to the Doctor who so graciously rewinded time so that we could enjoy this holiday even though it's late. There are ten seconds left on the clock.
Everybody: 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! Happy New Year!
Me: FELIZ AÑO NUEVO!
Everybody: *stares at me* 0_0
Me: ¿Qué? Now everybody please go with the Doctor to the other time and place of GodismyDD's party!
And to all, a happy new year!
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