Warning: This is an old thing my brother and I cooked up, and we finally decided to publish it. It is extremely random. So here it goes...
Raaaaawrraaawwrrrar crash!
Trees fall in the distance.
Owen: Run! Everybody, get off the Gallimimus fields!
*The Indominus Rex stomps out onto the field.*
Sir Indominus: *Stares with his mouth open.* SUCH BEAUTY!
Me: Run for your lives!
Sir Indominus: Why? It's not like it's going to eat me or anything.
*Mace Windu falls out of the sky with both his hands gone. (Arresting the Chancellor) And lands flat on the ground, then he stands up.*
Mace Windu: I'm alive!
*Indominus Rex walks over and...*
Indominus Rex: Snap, crunch, toss, munch, burp.
Me and Sir Indominus: Noooooooooo!
My Brother: What just happened?
SuperiorGhost: I don't know. You came up with it. You also made me and all our readers sad. You better have a solution.
My Brother: Okay, take this...
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Inside the Indominus Rex...
Mace Windu: What did this thing eat for breakfast? Never mind, I don't want to think about it.
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Back outside...
Me: Sir Indominus, your name literally has Indominus in it. Can you do anything about this?
Sir Indominus: I have a PhD in Discipline of Carnivorous Genetic Hybrids. Sure, I think so. I could probably do sometin' about it.
Owen: Not another wacko scientist.
Me: Don't you talk to my brother like that.
Sir Indominus: He's right I am wacko.
HICCUP!
Me: Excuse you.
*Hiccup appears and hands Sir Indominus the book How to Train Your Dragon.*
Sir Indominus: Do you have any books on How to Train Your Hybrid Dinosaur?
Hiccup: Nope but that sure looks like a dragon to me.
*While this conversation has been going, the Indominus Rex has been standing over their heads with a worried expression on its face.*
Indominus Rex: (thoughts) These are the craziest crazy humans I've ever seen. I don't know if I could even stand to eat them.
Sir Indominus: I need to catch up on my reading. *Opens Hiccup's book. And begins reading.*
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Ten Hours later, midnight...
Me: Are you almost done yet?
Sir Indominus: Oh yeah, just fifty-four pages left.
Me: Arrgh! Owen's asleep in the grass and Hiccup rode away on Toothless. You even bored the Indominus so much that she is sleeping with her teddy bear.
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