Computer: Overload, overload, overload! Tag databases reaching critical mass.
Me: That can't be good.
SuperiorGhost: No, it isn't.
Me: Computer, access tag files.
Computer: Done, sir. Would you like "rules" program to activate?
Me: Yes.
Rules: These rules apply to all three five fact tags. From BlueNerdWriter, GodismyDD, and BoldlyMysterious.
You must state five facts about yourself.
Do not post in a comment or reply to one.
This should be completed within the week.
Remember to mention the rules. [I personally like this one.
Me: Of course you would.]
You cannot back out.
Tag fifteen other people.
Me: Now I will require an assistant. Darth Vader has left, for now, and it's boring if I'm the only one here.
SuperiorGhost, I, Myself, We, Me's Brain, My Brain, My, Us, All, Rinion, Ackemi: What about all of us?
Me: You don't count.
SuperiorGhost, I, Myself, We, Me's Brain, My Brain, My, Us, All: :'(
Me: So, who will join me?
Stranger 1: Hello!
Me: Next!
Stranger 2:
All that is gold does not glitter.
Me: Perfect! Now for the facts...
1. I am taking Aikido.
Stranger 2: I've heard of many things, but not this, Aikido?
Me: I will tell you, it would be a good art for a ranger to study. It is a form of natural art that works without actually fighting. It uses physics and human anatomy to gain control of the opponent without punching or kicking.
Stranger 2: Fascinating. I sense that you aren't talking to just me. There is an audience isn't there?
Me: Yes.
Stranger 2: Should I reveal one of my names?
Me: I think they already know who you are, so go ahead.
Stranger 2: Hello. My name is Strider.
Me: Did anyone catch that early? Comment if so. 😉
Strider: I believe you have some form of duty to accomplish, I will not stand in your way.
Me: Oh yes, the tags.
2. I have a dog named after an Alaskan bear. Kodi, short for Kodiak.
Strider: One does not only name their protector after a great animal. The name must have a value.
Me: Yes it does. Very perceptive, Strider. The name was also the name of our mom's dog. We call them Kodi 1 and Kodi 2.
Voice: Hey, where'd you go? Aragorn! Aragorn! You don't just leave a party like that.
Strider: Oh no. Gimli found me. I could use some help.
Me: Don't worry Strider.
SuperiorGhost, please write me in as Rinion.
SuperiorGhost: Right away.
Me/Rinion: Please do not be alarmed, I'm becoming the ranger/elf version of me.
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