I finally realized why so many people have started Randomness books; we desperately need an outlet for our over creative minds.
Memes, random situations, questions, jokes, riddles, life, politics, etc. Really anything I feel like writing will go her...
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I'm super excited to do this one for some reason, so let's get going!
Qui-Gon Jinn: GadSul, you have fed the beast. This guy is mad.
Obi-Wan Kenobi (padawan): Finally! You admit that a being of the universe is actually crazy! Haha! I'm posting this on the HoloNet!
Old Ben Kenobi: I was so young...and immature.
Me: Alright guys, settle down. I'm going to do the tag now. First up I would choose....Yoda.
Yoda: Old, I am, choose me regardless, you would?
Me: Yep! With age comes wisdom and you are a master of all forms of lightsaber combat! Plus you are extremely powerful in the Force, who wouldn't want you on their team?
Yoda: Hrmm, a Skywalker you would not pick? Much stronger in the Force, they are.
Me: No, you. Yoda, I choose you. Now join my team of intergalactic protector/warrior/negotiators if you please. Next....hmm...
Yoda: My line, that is!
Me: Hmm....Obi-Wan Kenobi. I know, I already have a Jedi, but he's amazing as well. Yoda and Kenobi would make an awesome team-up.
Kenobi (Clone Wars era): I am honored.
Me: Now...Gandalf!
Gandalf: Rinion...with me, Yoda, and Kenobi, would you not think there is too much wisdom on this team? I am aware that wisdom is a powerful and wonderful tool, but you are causing me to have second thoughts.
Rinion: You should be referring to Me, not I. Oh, I've done it...Wargs help me!
Me: Heeeheheeeehahahaaaahaaa!
I: You have haven't you!
You: Yep!
Rinion: Oh no.
Me: Anywho, back to the tag. For our fourth member I choose... Oh, I'm running out of easy choices...err...Tom or Batman or the Doctor...
Tom Bombadil, Batman, and the Doctor: *arch eyebrows*
Me: You're right, my team shouldn't be overpowered; I'll tone it down a bit. I'll go with...Spider-Man!
Spider-Man: *swings into sight* You called?
Tom, Batman, and the Doctor: *glares*
Me: I know, I know...he's really strong too. But the tag said I could pick anyone!
Tag: *facepalms*
Spider-Man: Besides, who wouldn't want their favorite friendly neighborhood Spider-Man on their team!?
Me: Precisely! Now for the most powerful companion to join this team....
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Reader: We're waiting....
My team: Us too...
Me: Shhh....heheheh....
Jar. Jar. Binks.
Dun...dun..duuuuuuunnn!
Jar Jar Binks: Meesa?
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Here's the team again if you got lost: 1. Yoda 2. Obi-Wan Kenobi 3. Gandalf 4. Spider-Man 5. Jar Jar Binks
Of course, if I had more spaces available I would exploit them to full potential. Well...there we go!
