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Meet Masaru Raised From The Ground Up By The Red Room and Ascended To A Great Hero. He has his ups and downs but then again what hero doesn't, he cares deeply for everyone around him especially Black Widow who raised him s...
Masaru looks at a map he stole and finally looks up at:
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"So this is the home of the greatest martial artist to have ever walked the earth, home of the most distinguished and disciplined person on the planet." Masaru thinks.
"TURTLE WHERE'RE MAH NUDIE MAGS!!" The Greatest Martial Artist On Earth shouts.
"I dunno I didn't touch em!" Turtle shouts
"Then who did and why haven't you cleaned out my sheets yet!" Roshi shouts
"The liquids got everywhere Roshi!" Turtle shouts
Masaru knocks on the door, "Uhhh Hello?" Masaru asks
Roshi rushes over to the door and opens it, "Are you the hot single from down the street?" Roshi asks
"What?" Masaru asks
"Are you Kendall from down the street!!!" Roshi shouts
"No man..." Masaru says
"I knew that site lied to me, what do you want?" Roshi asks
Masaru bows.
"Oh." Roshi says
"Master Roshi, I seek your training for help against A foe of mine." Masaru says
"Oh kid I'm long since retired from doing this." Roshi says
"Please master I'll do anything!" Masaru shouts
"Hmmm...can you find my hot single in the area?" Roshi asks
"What?" Masaru asks
"Nothing...how about this." Roshi says grabbing a rock and throwing it into the ocean, "Find that rock and I'll train ya kid."
"There's like a billion rocks in the ocean dude!" Masaru shouts
"Get to it." Roshi says, Masaru sighs and dives into the ocean, "That should occupy him for a while."
He walks into the house as Masaru comes out of the water holding the rock, "Found it." Masaru says
"NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!" Roshi shouts
"Yeah all the rocks where implanted into the ground and the one that wasn't was very obviously the one you threw." Masaru explains.
"Wh-" Roshi starts.
"Soooooo...when do we start?" Masaru asks
Roshi sighs he doesn't like to break promises so......
"Tomorrow Kid." Roshi says
"YIPEEEEE!!!!!" Masaru shouts leaping into the air with happiness.
Meanwhile...
King Piccolo places the final dragon ball down as he smiles.
