|•|W I T 卄 E R||•| Zuko X Reader ⚠SLOWBURN⚠

The Ember Island Players

Zuko sighed, "And you get angry when I call you a gremlin..." You perked up, "Hey! Get your flaming booty cheeks into a seat, you prick!"

Zuko let out a shocked snort and sat down beside Aang. Satisfied with your work, you sat down. And as you did, the play began.
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You saw Sokka and Katara's respective Actor and Actress in Water Tribe clothing, but there was also an actor for you!

She had sat awkwardly behind them, and looked like she was in her late twenties. None of the actors were actually teenagers. She looked unassuming and... Well, quirky.

"Sokka, my only brother! We constantly roam these icy South Pole seas, and yet never do we find anything fulfilling!" Katara's Actress sobbed.

"All I want is a full feeling in my stomach! I'm starving!" Sokka's actor said. The audience let out loud laughs at the terrible joke.

"Insert quirky dialouge! Hahaha! I'm depressed and traumatized." Your Actress stated, her last line said with a blank expression.

You deadpanned, eyes wide. You shared confused glances with your siblings.

"Is food the only thing on your mind?" Actress Katara asked. "Well, I'm trying to get it out of my mind and into my mouth! I'm starving!" Actor Sokka said.

"This is pathetic! My jokes are way funnier than this!" Sokka complained, scoffing. "I think he's got you pegged!" Toph laughed. "All that's left for him to check of is some sarcasm." You nodded.

"Everyday, the world awaits a beacon to guide us, but none appears! Still, we cannot give up hope! For hope is all we have! And we must never relinquish it, even to our dying breath!" Katara's actress began to sob and weep dramatically.

Everyone began to snort and laugh quietly at Katara's actress, much to her annoyance. "Well, that's just silly. I don't sound like that."

Toph wheezed and doubled over, "Oh man, this writer's a genius!"

As Katara's actress continued to cry and groan, your actress hopped out of the boat. "Man, my head hurts! Maybe the universe wants to give me a bunch of exposition!"

You hummed, "Surprisingly accurate."

Sokka's actor and Katara's actress came across the round iceberg Aang was in. When it opened... A woman with an annoyingly high pitched voice hopped out.

"Who are you, frozen boy?" Katara's actress asked. With a girly giggle Aang's actress replied, "I'm the Ovatar, here to spread joy and fun!"

Aang narrowed his eyes, "Wait, is that a woman playing me? And did she just say... Ovatar?"

A musty looking, knock-off Appa flew out of the iceberg prop. "Oh, an airbender! I'm so full of hope!" Katara's actress exclaimed.

Aang's actor let out another obnoxious giggle. "That's not what I'm like! And I'm not a woman!" Aang grunted, furrowing his eyebrows. "Oh, they nailed you, twinkle-toes!" Toph laughed, smacking her knee.

The scene changed to Zuko's old ship. You let out a sigh, "Oh boy." Zuko braced himself for the terrible writing.

"Prince Zuko, you must try this cake!" Iroh's actor said. "I don't have time to stuff my face! I must capture the Avatar and regain my honor!" Actor Zuko declared.

"Well, while you do that, I'll capture another slice!" Iroh's actor laughed.
"You sicken me." Zuko's Actor grumbled.

"They made me look totally stiff and humorless!" Zuko muttered. "Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on." Katara grinned. "How could you say that?!" Zuko scoffed.