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𝕀𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕖𝕔𝕥 𝕢𝕦𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤

Thea: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.
Marielle: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Leo isn't

Jason: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Piper: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Leo: I got distracted about halfway through.
Thea: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Thea, Piper, and Leo are sitting on a bench
Jason: Why do you guys look so sad?
Thea: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Jason sits down*
Piper: The bench is freshly painted.

Thea: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Piper: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Marielle: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Leo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Jason: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Ina: Why is Drew so sad?
Jack: They took one of those "Which Character Are You?" quizzes
Ina: And...?
Drew: I got Ally.

Drew: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ina: Is it me, Drew?
Drew: No, it's not you.
Jack: Is it me, Drew?
Drew: It's not you either.
Ally: Is it me, Drew?
Drew:
Drew, mockingly: Is IT mE Drew?

Thea: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff*
Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Emmett: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Nico: I personally was created in a lab.
Hazel: I just straight up spawned lol.

*Thea is cooking*
Emmett: Any chance that's for me?
Thea: It's for Hazel. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Nico: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Thea: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Hazel: Not if they consent to it.
Nico: Depends who you're stabbing.
Emmett: YES?!?

Thea: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Piper: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Thea: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Annabeth, playing a VR game: You see, that's the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It's PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.
Annabeth: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...
Annabeth: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

Thea: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Leo: >:O language
Nico: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hazel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT THE FUCK WORD?
Leo: 'The fuck word'.
Jason: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Nico: Oh my god he censored it
Piper: Say fuck, Jason.
Nico: Do it, Jason. Say fuck.

Jason: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Marielle: Nope, absolutely not.
Ally: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Marielle: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Hazel: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Thea: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

Thea: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Marielle: ... Your what?
Thea: My friends.
Piper: Is she saying "friends"?
Leo: I think she's being sarcastic.
Will: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Thea! All of your friends are in this room.
Thea: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
Thea: The friends may be ghosts, but that's not important