Bizarre Worker

135: The Second Party Yunhe Worrying About the Country (4)

    Kunikida Dubu: "This is your retribution for women's indecent retribution."

    Yosano Akiko: "Don't you like to invite people to die? So many options, why are you unhappy?"

    ...

    Dazai Osamu moved his face a little from the back of the cushion and said with a sneer, "I won't be affected by it, but it won't be sure when it's your turn."

    The smiles on everyone's faces were sharp and weathered.

    Atsushi Nakajima strongly complained: "So what happened to everyone now, can you directly suspect Mr. Yunhe?"     Edogawa

    hurriedly said: "Is there any other candidate?"

The devil's targeted attacks are more ferocious, or the party B Yunhe's social death method is more terrifying.

    They choose to fight if they can.

    But can't beat it, damn it.

    Depressed emotions spread, everyone decided to go home from get off work first, and talk about tomorrow's things tomorrow.

    Dazai Osamu suddenly deceived the corpse and shouted "Kunikida" mournfully.

    Kunikida alone bound the last document and put it in the top layer of the drawer, and cast a cold look: "What?"

    "I found it! There is actually a conspiracy behind this." Osamu Dazai said in a serious tone, "Didn't you find it? Since Guild officially settled in Yokohama, there has been no activity in the Five Decays of Heaven and Human, Rat of the Dead House. We only carry out regular transactions."

    Kunikida's expression became serious: "This is really unusual, do you have any ideas?"

    Dazai Osamu: "I suspect that the devil let the second party Yunhe hold back by this way of treating people. Me, let me not find out about his recent actions, in fact, he who has never cared about the position of the faction has fallen to the five evils of heaven and man, ready to assist the opponent in their actions."

    His partner frowned: "Do you have a plan?"

    "For the sake of To verify my conjecture, I think it is necessary for us to go to Party B's new store in Tokyo, and find out what he is doing with our power business license."

    Kunikida heard "Tokyo" and "new store" alone . "These two words, subconsciously showing an expression of resistance.

    His previous experience in Tokyo is a shadow that will never be forgotten in his life.

    But compared to some guys who advertise themselves as good-hearted people every day, Mr. Kunikida is a truly upright person, so he put his fear aside, covered Osamu Dazai, and went from Yokohama to Tokyo with difficulty.

    "Ah... This Tokyo Emotional Counseling Center is very close to the Tokyo Mental Hospital." Dazai Osamu stood at the door and sighed.

    Kunikida Dobubu: "In a sense, people who will ask Party B Yunhe for emotional counseling are probably no better than those who need to be admitted to a mental hospital."

    Party B Yunhe stood on the front steps and looked down at them. He said dissatisfiedly: "I hear you all slandering my reputation. I am very popular."

    Whether it is for emotional counseling or criminal counseling, he always solves the other party's problems (the process is as follows: Don't be too rigid).

    "Really? Then you must be able to solve the problem Kunikida has been troubled by, right?"

    Kunikida:? ? ?

    "What did you say?!"

    Dazai Osamu stepped on the steps and ran over, and handed a booklet with ideals written on the cover to the second party Yunhe: "Kunikita has never been able to make a girlfriend, and after a long time, his psychology has become a bit perverted. I hope you can give Come up with a solution."

    Kunikida was furious, and was about to rush over to beat Dazai Osamu, when he heard the second party Yunhe say, "I'm here to consult, I thought you were here to monitor our actions."

    He Shut your mouth and tacitly agree that you are here to consult emotional issues.

    The eyesight he had cultivated over the years in the detective profession made him discover that when he met this time, the other party's eyes were no longer chaotic, but sober scrutiny.

    As Dazai Osamu said, this person's concepts and actions are likely to have changed.

    He needs careful observation and temptation.

    Three minutes later, Osamu Dazai and Party B, Yunhe, ruthlessly laughed at his ideals while eating snacks.

    Yunhe: "My God, he actually has a hundred requirements for a partner."

    Dazai: "When I read it before, there were only 58, probably because I was stimulated by the enthusiasm of the female customers at the Cowherd shop. , so I added forty more."

    "Such a woman is probably not born yet."

    "So I think he will definitely die alone."

    "Hey, he is very self-aware, he will meet the destined person. It's set in five years."

    "Last year, he said that he was a fickle man in four years."

    ...

    In Mr. Kunikida's gradually accumulating murderous eyes, the two agreed that his view on love was great. something wrong.

    The kind emotional advisor is determined to find him a female/male/bisexual/sapient being with whom he can spend the rest of his life.

    Kunikida: ? ? ?

    "What kind of nonsense did you add without authorization! Didn't you see that I marked women?"

    Party B Yunhe: "Gender should not be so deadly, so is race. In case you end up with a cat, we will respect love."

    In the case of the parties' unwillingness, the consultation center temporarily accepts To find a suitable lover for Mr. Kunikida by working as a dating agency.