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channing blackard

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make a username! CHANNINGISMYUSERNA

what's your name! MY NAME IS CHANNING JO BLACKARD BUT YOU CAN CALL ME CHANNING OR CHAN OR CHANNING JO OR JO OR WHATEVER YOU WANT AS LONG AS I KNOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME I GUESS LIKE DON'T CALL ME STEPHEN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE I WON'T RECOGNIZE IT

got any nicknames! SORT OF MY DAD CALLS ME SOME THAT THE COUNSELOR TOLD ME ARE VERY MEAN AND NOT TO BE REPEATED BECAUSE THEY HURT PEOPLE'S FEELINGS BUT MINE WERE NOT HURT BECAUSE HE WAS SORT OF RIGHT AND THINGS AND THEN MY MOM USED TO CALL ME SUGAR BUT SHE DOES NOT ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE IS DEAD AND THEN MY OTHER MOM CALLED ME SOME MEAN NAMES TOO AND MY TEACHER CALLED ME SOME THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NICER LIKE BOY AND THEN MY BROTHERS DO NOT LIKE TO TALK TO ME SO THEY PRETEND LIKE I DO NOT EXIST WHICH MY COUNSELOR ALSO SAID IS NOT VERY NICE OF THEM BUT WHICH I UNDERSTAND BECAUSE MAYBE IF I WERE THEM I WOULDN'T LIKE ME EITHER AND ALSO

how old are you! I AM EIGHTEEN NOW

your birthday! FEBRUARY FOURTH

chick or dude! I AM A BOY OR A MAN BECAUSE I AM STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT ALSO I AM AN ADULT BUT ALSO I AM

relationship status! I AM SINGLE BUT MY MOM SAID THAT I AM UNDATEABLE AND THAT MY DAD SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT SAVING MONEY FOR A WEDDING BUT I THINK

things you dig! I REALLY LOVE SKATING BECAUSE IT GIVES ME A LOT OF ENERGY AND WE USED TO LIVE ON A RANCH WHICH I REALLY MISS BECAUSE I LOVE HORSES AND I HAD A HORSE NAMED TUMBLEWEED AND I REALLY LOVED TUMBLEWEED AND THEN I ALSO REALLY LIKE BANDANAS BECAUSE THEY KEEP MY HAIR OUT OF MY FACE AND I REALLY LIKE THE DUKES OF HAZARD AND I LIKE BOB ROSS BECAUSE I TRY TO PAINT WITH HIM AND HE DOES NOT TELL ME I AM STUPID OR THE MEAN WORDS I CAN'T SAY ANYMORE AND EVEN THOUGH THE PAINTINGS DON'T TURN OUT VERY WELL, HE CALLS THEM HAPPY ACCIDENTS, AND I HAVE THEM UP IN MY ROOM NOW WHICH IS GOOD AND MY COUNSELOR SAYS THEY ARE MEANT TO BE ENCOURAGING AND

things you could live without! I COULD

how would your homeboys describe you! I DO NOT HAVE FRIENDS HERE NOW BECAUSE I JUST CAME HERE AND IT IS HARD TO MEET PEOPLE AND I THINK MOST PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME

where're you from? I AM FROM HOUSTON BECAUSE MY DAD DOES POLITICAL STUFF WITH OIL BUT I DO NOT SUPPORT WHAT HE DOES BECAUSE IT IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT AND I HAVE TRIED TO TELL HIM THIS BUT HE DOESN'T LISTEN WHICH FRUSTRATES ME A LOT BECAUSE I THINK WE HAVE A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME TO FIX THE

how are you making dough? I AM NOT RIGHT NOW WHICH MAKES ME SAD I DID JUST MOVE HERE BUT I WANT TO WORK REALLY BAD AND I AM TRYING TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO WORK BECAUSE WORKING MAKES ME HAPPY SINCE I LIKE HELPING PEOPLE AND BEING USEFUL BUT I ASKED AT A FEW PLACES AND THEY SAID NO

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celebrity crush! I DO NOT HAVE ONE BECAUSE I THINK CRUSHES HAPPEN WHEN YOU KNOW SOMEONE AND I DON'T KNOW ANY CELEBRITIES

theme song! THAT ONE BY THE FLASH I FORGET THE NAME

catchphrase! HI MY NAME IS CHANNING AND I AM NEW HERE CAN YOU

what color are your socks! STRIPED I LIKE STRIPED SOCKS A LOT BUT IT IS BLUE AND RED STRIPES

your perfect partner! WOW I WOULD BE HONORED TO HAVE ANYONE REALLY

if you could be good at anything, what would it be! I WOULD BE GOOD AT MANNERS LIKE I WOULD BE VERY CLASSY AND EVERYONE WOULD INVITE ME TO TEA PARTIES AND I WOULD TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER AND THINGS BUT I DO NOT LIKE DRESSING FORMALLY WHICH MIGHT NOT WORK BUT IF I WAS REALLY GOOD AT MANNERS MAYBE I WOULD AUTOMATICALLY LIKE IT

favorite food! I REALLY LIKE ANYTHING LIKE I WILL EAT ANYTHING SOMETIMES WHEN I HAVE TO MAKE DINNER BY MYSELF I JUST PICK STUFF FROM THE FRIDGE RANDOMLY LIKE A POPSICLE, PEAS, AND A PIECE OF LEFT OVER CHICKEN SO IF YOU HAVE LEFTOVERS YOU ARE GOING TO THROW OUT YOU CAN GIVE THEM TO ME

what would you do if you won the lottery! I WOULD GET A HORSE BECAUSE I LIKE HORSES AND DOGS BECAUSE I LIKE DOGS AND I WOULD DONATE TO HELP THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE PANDAS BECAUSE THEY ARE DYING OUT AND THAT IS IMPORTANT AND I THINK THAT I WOULD ALSO PAY FOR UNIVERSITY MAYBE BECAUSE I LIKE TO LEARN EVEN IF PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE ME