TMNT Mother Scenarios

When You Train Rosie

You and Splinter were deciding on whether or not you should start training Rosie.

"The boys were about her age when they started training." You whined.

"[Sigh] Okay (Y/N), you can train Rosie."

"Yay!-"

"But, no broken bones, cuts, or bruises. Basically, please do not murder our daughter."

"I'll try but I make no promises. Rosie he said yes!" You called.

Rosie came in and tackled Splinter in a hug. She's so strong that he couldn't get out of her grip.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Daddy!" She squealed.

"And you worry about me hurting her." You chuckled.

You pried Rosie off of him. He was now gasping for air.

"Come on Rosie, let's go pick out a weapon for you to learn how to kill people with."

"Yay!" She squealed while clapping her hands.

"What have I unleashed on the world?" Splinter rubbed his head.
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"Okay Rosie, what is one thing we use the art of ninjitsu for?"

"To crush our enemies and swim in a river of their blood." She smiled.

"That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Okay in this case what are the two things? That and?"

"Oh, defense."

"Correct. And what does a ninja use a weapon for?"

"A ninja uses weapons to assist them in combat while fighting an opponent."

"Correct again. Now what type of weapon do you think you can handle?"

"Ooh, ooh, neko-te please!"

"Very good choice."

You went to the weapons cabinet where you kept all of your different blades and things and pulled out a pair of wooden Neko-Te.

"Those aren't real neko-te." She whined.

"This way you won't get hurt if you have any trouble with them."

"But how am I going to strike fear into peoples hearts with them?"

"Well, we could paint them to look real and you could terrorize your brothers with them."

She smiled and fist pumped the air.

"I can't wait Mommy. I'll decapitate that stinky old paper shredder!"

You started sniffing and wiped away a tear.

"You don't know how proud it makes me that you said that."

You broughht in some silver paint and painted the neko-te to look real. Rosie put tin foil on the tips to look extra sharp.

"Ready?"

"Ready Mommy."

She walked out of the dojo and into the living room where all of the boys were.

"Oh big brothers, guess who has weapons and is mad about you all eating the last slice of pizza~" she sang.

Their eyes all widened and they scattered away from Rosie like roaches.

She was mainly chasing Raphael.

"Mom, why would you give this phsyco an actual weapon?!"

"Get over here Raphie, your shell is mine!"

Sigh. Like mother like daughter.