Finland: m O THERFUCKERS PEOPLE ARE GONNA START POURING THROUGH THOSE DOORS AT ANY SECOND!!! IS EVERYTHING READY?!?!
Iceland: *on his phone texting Hong Kong and Liechtenstein*
Ice: Party's gonna be lit af 👌👌
HK: plz dont ever say that again or ill kms
Liechtenstein: I'm on my way!! 😎
Finland: *SLAPS PHONE OUT OF HIS HAND*
Iceland: Are you pretending to be RiceGum-?!
Finland: NO- who the fuck is that bitch??
Denmark: Probably somebody irrelevant-
Finland: DENMARK, DID YOU DO EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU TO??
Denmark: Yes! I clogged the toilet with fruit cake!
Finland: t HAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED YOU TO DO
Sweden: W'f' 's c't' 'v'n wh'n sh''s 'ngr-
Finland: STOP TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL, YOU NASTY ANIMAL
Sweden: <3333
Finland: Where's Norway??
Denmark: He told me he was busy fixing a lock...
Finland: It's been 8 days since we've seen him
Iceland: A lock..... how suspicious-
Door: *BURSTS OPEN*
Estonia: h E L LO HELLO I AM HERE DO NOT FRET *LIFTS LEG* THAT FELLOW NORDIC YOU DO NOT WISH TO ACCEPT WILL FILL YOUR HEARTS WITH ENDLESS LOVE THIS HAPPY CHRISTMAS-
Sweden: g ET THE FUCK OUT
Finland: oH LOOK PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO ARRIVE- *shoves Painfulstonia out of the way*
Estonia: :')
And so, yet another Christmas party began
Iceland: *wandering around the place looking for Hong Kong*
Iceland: *BUMPS INTO SOMEONE*
Iceland: FUCK-
Prussia: WHO THE FUCK- oh, it's you, you little tit
Iceland: Excuse me-
Prussia: YOU'RE EXCUSED!!
Iceland: Im-
Prussia: BORED?? LOOKING FOR YOUR FRIENDS?!?! FORGET ABOUT THAT CRAP, LET'S HAVE SOME BOOZE
Iceland: I-I'm a minor...
Prussia: Yeah, right- OK THEN, BUT STAY CLOSE TO MY AWESOME SELF OR YOU'LL PROBABLY DIE OR SOMETHING KESESESE-
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
