Dear Diary:
Denmark rewatched the Lego movie today and had a super "awesome" idea
"LOL today's Tuesday, so we should all eat some T A C O S BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE DOES ON TUESDAY" he ssssssaid (im a snek)
So we somehow got some tacos and spent the afternoon eating tacos and spicy food
Nobody reacted in a positive way tho
Sweden: Denmark... we're not Mexicans
Denmark: What are you talking about?! We're better than Mexicans!
You can't just say that...
Denmark also said that since it was "very fun" we're doing this every single Tuesday from now on...
Now I hate Tuesdays
I also got a new phone today! It's very small though... It's complete shit
And... uh... Sealand taught a goat several tricks. Now it can sit and roll over. It also poops outside now. Not in my room.
That's about all that happened. Tragic, but yeah
-Iceland
I'm allowed to make Mexican jokes since I'm part Mexican so stfu
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