Dear Diary:
Today was chaos
Finland called the whole wide world and told them to start a global search for Denmark
Sweden built a giant wooden Lego in the backyard hoping that Denmark will go directly to it
And Norway... Norway actually got up and looked in the backyard. Then went inside and fell asleep
It's the most effort he put into this whole dissaperance thing
And today I had and idea
While everyone was asleep, I decided to temporarily run away and find him. Not because I care, but because everyone is so worried, that nobody bothered to cook and I haven't eaten in two days
I took Sealand too because he was probably gonna tell everyone
I packed a small backpack with some licorice, soda and a blanket....the diary.... a pen... and of-fucking-course my phone and charger
It's July 23 all over again
Sealand fortunately packed a giant bag full of useless but useful shit so we didn't die
It was really hard to start the search though, we were clueless to where he could be
We checked in every Lego store nearby, every homeless shelter, everywhere! But he was fucking nowhere
Now it's like... 10 pm and it's dark as hell. Seafish and I are staying in an empty log tonight...with some rats
I hate my life
-Iceland
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