Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, April 9

Dear Diary:

I'm so sad and depressed

But I don't know why!! Today was a great day and now I'm just laying in bed eating a salad and listening to Finland's screamo music from far away

I'm terrified but I can't stop listening

And now I'm sad again

What a rollercoaster of emotions wOOOOO

I'm concerned I don't feel like I have a kid inside me. Just food

Maybe I ate too much and it chocked or got squashed

Or it died from claustrophobia
Holy shit

I need a doctor ;-;

Changing the subject, I bought clothes

Yay!

For me though

You know, the usual. Black skinny jeans, band merch, black Converse shoes.... and a cool green jacket with flippy stuff

It's really entertaining :)

Hong Kong is going to come over tomorrow or the day after. I mean, what kind of father... memey guy thing doesn't wanna meet his own kid :/

I wonder if he's pregnant too

I honestly don't know how this works I'm such a noob lmao

I've been trying to choose a name... But it's really hard because I don't know the gender

I can't call a kid Seven so I'm really out of ideas

Maybe it'll name itself. Just like me

Too bad Mr. Puffin's child was murdered or else they could of been partners in crime or something awesome like that

I wonder what color hair it'll have...

White and dark brown would be something like... light brown or something

.... and it's eyes would be really weird, like... black or purple/greenish ew

MAYBE RED OMG NO

IT'S GONNA BE A MONSTER

SHITSHITSHIT

A VAMPIRE CHILD

That sounds so.... weird

But maybe it's possible. You never know

I mean I did get some bite marks creating the kid so maybe it absorbed that and is now a vampire

This family is gonna be full of freaks istg-

Whoops I'm depressed again

Gonna get some rest...

-Iceland