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Dear Diary:

GUESS WHAT?

NORWAY SUDDENLY GOT ADDICTED TO CASINOS AND HE WON 100000000000000000 IN ONE NIGHT SO HE INVITED US ALL ON VACATION

GUESS WHERE

FUCKING CALIFORNIA BABY

HE INVITED LIECHTENSTEIN AND HONG KONG OVER TOO SO WHOOP WHOOP

WE WENT TO DISNEYLAND AND RODE ON A ROLLERCOASTER AND ATE FREAKING COTTON CANDY ON THE ROLLERCOASTER (SEALAND CHOKED) AND WE WENT TO THE CIRCUS TOO AND ATE GIGANTIC FOOD AND WENT TO THE BEACH

LIECHTENSTEIN GOT ATTACKED BY A DUDE IN A GORILLA SUIT AND WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER IN 3 HOURS

WE TOOK PICTURES OF A WHORE STANDING IN FRONT OF A PIZZA SHOP

EVERYTHING WAS WONDERFUL

HONG KONG AND I ATE AT A VERY FANCY RESTAURANT BUT THEN HE PROPOSED

WE'RE GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK IN LAS VEGAS

I'M FUCKING HIGH NOW CAN YOU TELL??!

I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

-ICELAND

PS: NORWAY BROKE UP WITH DENMARK AND JOINED SWEDEN AND FINLAND'S RELATIONSHIP NOW IT'S A FUCKING THREESOME

DENMARK IS FINE THO NOW HE'S STRAIGHT

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