Dear Diary:
I totally didn't forget my diary at someone else's house
Nope
Anyways, party was nice, pretty boring, but nice
I helped Liechtenstein clean up because I'm an excellent person, but she went to sleep and left me cleaning alone
Like, what kind of ass person does that?
So I cleaned and cleaned but I cleaned so much that now I can barley move from the pain of cleaning so much
I need a wheelchair immediately like I can't feel the bottom half of my body at all... from walking all over the place getting brooms and... cleaning stuff
So after that, we all went back home. Unfortunately, I miscalculated and I guess the meeting ended sooner, cuz everyone was sitting down at the table with a phone like
Finland: HELLO, THERE'S A LOST CHILD!!! (insert crying)
Denmark: HE RESPONDS TO THE NAMES ICE, SHIT OR IDIOT
Norway: HE HAS UM... WHITE HAIR I THINK AND HE'S ABOUT 12 YEARS OLD... I THINK HE WAS WEARING A PURPLE HAT
Finland: PLEASE FIND HIM I HOPE HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY OR SOMETHING! (SOBS) WE NEVER DID UNDERSTAND HIM
Norway: The only thing I understand is that if he doesn't come back home soon, there will be a foot up his ass
Denmark: I'LL BUY HIM CANDIES AND EVERYTHING HE WANTS (CRIEEES)
Me: ...... Hi-
Finland: OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HOME- I'm gonna fucking beat you up what the fuck wAS THAT?!?!
Sweden: The phone's still on
Denmark: THANK YOU, MA'AM. WE NO LONGER NEED YOUR SERVICES (HANGS UP)
So... um.... I'm glad my arm isn't broken hahaha
That wasn't funny
I lied to them, fortunately they believed it (Told them Mr. Puffin ran away or something)
And everything happened like that, exactly like that and now today's today and I'm a twelve year old with a purple hat
-Iceland
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
