Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

(Nyotalia) Monday, February 13

Dear Diary:

I need candy right now or I'll explode

I'm having problems today -_-

Um

I bought a new hair clip.  It was nice...

Sealand threw it down the toilet because she felt like it

I hate Sealand sometimes

I'm hungry...

Guess what else happened today?

Since that new Batman Lego movie came out,  Denmark has been watching it nonstop

We are all forced to go every single day to the movie theater,  at least 2 times, to watch it

Today wasn't any different

I only go because of the candy, of course.  After the 10th time,  Finland started to hate it and just screams into her jacket during the movie.  I think Sweden actually likes it.... And Norway-  welp.  She fucking hates it

We all hate Denmark

When we got home,  Sealand was crying under the couch

We were like "Oh shit wtf" and went to see what was wrong

Her pet rabbit died...

More like Sweden ran over it accidentally on our way to the movies

We held a small funeral in the backyard

And we all wore black outfits and sat on the grass in silence
Sealand: Rest in peace, Marco the rabbit .... He's now eating carrots in heaven with all his friends.... Now... A moment of silence

Finland: ...... That reminds me of a joke

Norway:  Not now

Denmark: .......

Me: .......

Sweden: .........

Sealand: .......

Norway: ........

Finland: ......... What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Sealand: ...............

Norway: ...................What?

Finland: ............ Rabbit farts

And Sealand was triggered

She got triggered so badly,  that she grabbed the rabbit and threw it in Finland's face

Then Hanatamago ate it... only half of it though

And then he threw up on Norway's dress and she got very sad

..... It was a very depressing day

So... yeah

I need to go eat because I'm very hungry,  but only hungry for chocolate and candy

...

-Help