Dear Diary:
Did you know that 100% of stair accidents happen on stairs?
Shit facts: with Emil Steilsson
And now, the weather:
Me: It's hot outside
And that has been the weather
Breaking News!:
We have no electricity and I had to read Finland's weird gorilla porn to entertain myself
But then Finland found out and got mad so now I'm reading Harry Potter
I'm going to be honest, I never made it past the first ten pages... I always fell asleep..
But I like the book so far :3
Oh, guess what?
Liechtenstein gave me some golden toilet paper she stole from that club and I sold it so now I'm rich bby, richer than a rich person that... eats riches
I'm so rich I bought everyone a new tux and a top hat just in case the universe decides they want us to be in a musical
It shall be called: "Emil: The Story of Crippling Depression"
It'll be amazing
Also Mr. Puffin disappeared once again. Can't find him anywhere... I wonder where he wanders off to
.....
Oh well
-Iceland
When you suck writing filler chapters :'v
Mr. Puffin: *at a bird strip club performing*
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
