Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Saturday, November 26

Dear Diary:

I'm just gonna go straight to the point here-

Who. The. Everloving. FUCK. Thought. It. Was. An. EXCELLENT. Idea. To. FUCKING. DESTROY MY WALL

LIKE BITCH WYD IT WAS 5 AM AND I WAS SLEEPING IN GODDAMN PEACE WHEN SUDDENLY THE WALL GOES "BOOM"  AND NOW THERE ARE TWO GOATS WANDERING AROUND MY ROOM LIKE "YO FUCKASS ROOM IS MINE FITE MEH"

I WILL CHOP SOMEBODY

I will investigate till the last day of my life and until I don't find out who made a hole in the wall....

I will not eat....

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Edit:  I'm so sorry,  but this cake looked so good

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Ok so now I'm in the car and we're all heading towards the world meeting-

"Bitch you brought your diary?"

And my answer to that is-

I lost it. Yeah. 

Sooooo- I installed this super amazing diary app on my phone so NOW I CAN WRITE WHATEVER,  WHENEVER-

And it's cool because I can use my phone normally,  and while the rest of the people think I'm watching porn,  in reality,  I'm writing in my diary... because I'm a fucking princess

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So yeah... meeting is interestingly boring... and I feel a strong presence... siting next to me... peeking at my phone like

"My,  what an interesting piece of crap. It'd be a real shame if someone destroyed it with this pole here..." 

and I'm honestly crYIng on the inside and my soul maybe passed out a little-

Also I'm really embarrassed because someone brought cookies to share with all of us and I was like "YAY FOOD"  and everyone looked at me like "I didn't know volcano boy talked..." and yeah,  somebody please help me

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Please note that it's been five hours since I wrote that last paragraph ⬆⬆

The meeting's over and now I'm outside with Hong Kong- by the way,  he says hi- chilling next to a tree. We has a nice chat about how a fucking waste of time the meeting was. It was a very relaxing moment until yeah,  butter boi came by and ruined my day saying

Norway: Tomorrow we have a Nordic meeting...

Me: UGHHHHH-

Norway:  -with the Baltics

Me: UGHHHHHHHH

I HATE THE BALTICS-

Well,  that's not true.  I just dislike Estonia.  The rest are fine I guess.

But... UHHHH

I literally go to those type of meetings and feel like a dying depressed hippo

Norway didn't give 5 craps about it and left me internally sobbing.  Hong Kong felt sorry for me and we hugged.  It was so beautiful. I'm crying rainbows.

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Car rides are very boring.

I came to the conclusion that I would rather run away and live in the sewers forever than attend to that meeting.

The end(?

-bitch u thought