Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Saturday, August 13

Dear Diary:

I can't even think straight today. I spent the whole day watching vines and being on Tumblr and I can only think in meme right now. I don't always do that, but when I do, no one wants to be around me.

Today was a good day, I think.

Mr. Puffin's egg moved a lot today. It'd be really cool if it hatched soon. I don't enjoy staying up for five hours just to watch over it.

Besides that, I got punched in the stomach by some random guy in the store when I said that coffee was horrible, and Hanatamago made a hole on the couch and when someone sits down, the couch stuffing just spills everywhere. If you sit hard enough, it shoots up and it looks like it's snowing.

Yes, I'm still talking about the couch.

Oh, also, Norway forced me on another walk today because "I need the exercise". Well, he can fuck a cow.

Guess what? He took me to the same park. Wow. I was about to complain, until I saw something on a bench. It was green and it was inside a little bag. Yeah, you guessed it....

Apple flavored licorice!

I was about to grab it, but then Norway just grabbed my arm and said

Norway: That thing has germs. Don't touch it.

Me: But it's a CLOSED bag of licorice.

Norway: You don't know where it's been.

Me: Um, the store maybe?

Norway: It's dirty.

Me: I'll clean it-

I got dragged away from the bench and we went to a coffee shop instead. Too bad. I wanted the licorice.

Like always, I ordered hot chocolate and he ordered coffee, even though we're still in summer. We're really special.

After that, we went back home and I tripped over a toy train. I kicked it out the window. The window was closed.

Where did Denmark put the tape?
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Okay, so today for some weird reason, Hong Kong came over. I still have no idea why. We just sat down and drank juice for an hour. It was the most awkward situation ever. Then, after what appeared an eternity, he talked.

HK: So.... how's your dog?

I am trying so hard not to cringe as I write this.

Me: I think she's okay.

HK: Oh, okay.

Me: ..... how's your dog?

HK: China's okay.

Me: Haha.

HK: Okay.

Me: Okay.

HK: mAYBE "OK" WILL BE OUR "ALWAYS"!

Me: What?

HK: .....nothing.

Me: Okay.

HK: HAHAHAHA-

I still don't understand what he was trying to say. Was that supposed to be a joke? I feel stupid.

We talked about political things for the rest of the evening, like old people, until 8 pm.

HK: Oh, I should like, go or China will beat me up with a wok.

Me: Really?

HK: I was joking about the last part.

Me: WHY DON'T YOU STAY? I'LL LET YOU BORROW MY PHONE!

HK: .......um, okay?

Me: ........

I hope that didn't sound to yandere. PLEASE TELL ME IT DIDN'T-

He ended up staying over so watched a very sad movie and cried all night. That's what normal teens do, right?

I think I fell asleep after that. I don't remember.
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I literally don't know what I'm doing right now. It's 3 am and I'm up eating pickles and listening to sad country music. My life's outta control, someone stop me now or I'll kill you all with my invisible samurai dog named JOHN CENA!

I need to throw out the pickles. NOW. I highly doubt someone put drugs in them or beer but... you never know.

Gha- I think it going to sleep again. Seriously, I'm so tired that I think I'm gonna fall asleep right n