DEAR FUCKING DIARY:
HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK
SOMETHING TERRIBLE BAD BAAAAD HAPPENED I'M JUST FUCKING SHOOK I WANT TO DIE SERIOUSLY NO KIDDING
I SWEAR IF I KEEP BREATHING LIKE THIS I'M GONNA FUCKING PASS OU
[This was written 5 hours later]
I've calmed down
Ok...
There's something very bad that happened
Worse than anything EVER
So...
I thought about that whole "We can't get pregnant thing" and.... Is that really true?
I mean
Is it a scientific fact?
So I said to myself
Brain: Hey
Me: What?
Brain: Get a pregnancy test and check
Me: Oh? Where?
Brain: Here! Look at this add
Me: Oh lol ok
It was an add on a games website. Quality pregnancy tests, you know. Web page was something like www.fakpregtstscam.com
It actually sounds like a quality product so I bought one in some random store nearby
And I.... followed the instructions and...
Positive
LIKE I CAN'T FUCKING EVEN I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS ;-; HOW AM I GOING TO TELL NORWAY OR ANYONE ELSE?!?!? I CAN'T JUST KILL IT OR SOMETHING I'M CRYING THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A PROBLEM I SHOULD HAVE! I'M A MEME BOI, YA KNOW? O SHIT WADDUP I CAN'T HAVE A KID
WTF AM I GONNA CALL IT??
PEPE? FRANK? RUDOLF?
HELENITA ;-;
OH NOOOO
I CAN'T TELL ANYONE BUT NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
I gotta be healthy tho... Don't want the creature to get diabetes or something
No more licorice dipped in ketchup
And no more candy...
Oh shit I actually can't believe this at all-
I wonder what songs children like?
Maybe Sleep, by MCR is a good song?
Gotta start singing that then
I seem calm now but irl I'm freaking out
Somebody please help me
-IcePARENT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF ONLY HE KNEW
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
