Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Sunday, December 4

Dear Diary:

Help

The house is flooded with fucking Christmas things.

I don't hate Christmas,  but I hate when Finland celebrates Christmas.

Also,  we're throwing a Christmas party. And in "we're",  I mean everyone except me because I want people AWAY from me.  The furthest possible.

For some reason,  Denmark thought it would be an AWESOME idea to call America so he would help with the decorations. Everyone said no but he came anyways.

I swear,  the house never looked so disgustingly American. There's this gigantic tree in the corner that's about to make a hole through the ceiling and there's cringey music playing in the background.

Why not a normal sized tree? Who would even say anything about the tree size?

I thought size didn't matter ;-;

Also I just remembered that you're supposed to buy people stuff on Christmas. 

I'm just gonna buy everyone sweaters because they're cool and wonderful.

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Hey,  I just remembered I'm poor,  so no sweaters for Christmas.

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Today,  we had a "family reunion".  It was the worst waist of time ever.

I don't really remember what we said though....

So I recorded it on the recording thing this app has

Because yeah

*recording:*

*random noises*

Finland: So,  I've called you all to discuss the true meaning of Christmas-

Me: BYE

Finland:  SIT-THE-FUCK-DOWN-  as I was saying,  we all know the true meaning of Christmas.... or do we?

Norway: This seems pointless-

Finland: Your face is pointless
Norway: ......

Denmark: But, Norge! This is very necessary!

Finland: Denmark's right.  Norgay,  what do you think is the true meaning of Christmas?

Norway: ....... I guess spending time with your friends and family-

Denmark: What if you don't have friends or family!?! What if you're a poor orphan with no friends and family?

Norway: .......

Denmark: I think there is no specific meaning... The true meaning of Christmas is the meaning you want to give it...

Finland: Don't be stupid! 

Denmark:  ;-;

Sweden: Ikea Christmas discounts

Finland: There's no such thing as Christmas discounts.... hopefully

Denmark: What do you think is the meaning of Christmas,  Iceland?

Me: Presents

Finland:  Oh,  that is very true... Well,  I think Santa Claus is the true meaning of Christmas

Norway: But Santa Claus isn't-

Denmark: He isn't what?  ;-;

Finland:  *glARE*

Norway: ....... he.... isn't as important as money

Denmark: .........

Sweden: ..........

Finland: ..........

Me: ...........

Norway: ...........

Finland:  wHO WANTS SOME KFC?

*end*

So that's how we all went to KFC today. 

A very interesting ending to a very interesting day.

-Me