Dear Diary:
yOu WiLL nOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD WITH MY FUCKING EARS
It was like a mother-son conversation between Finland and Sealand
Sorta like this:
Finland: Hey, why do you look so upset? Is something the matter?
Sealand: No...
Finland: You can tell me anything, Sealand
Sealand: ..... I like this-
Finland: wHAT'S THE BOY'S NAME?
Sealand: ..... girl
Finland: Oh shit- UHHH YOU SURE YOU LIKE GIRLS?
Sealand: Boys are gross
Finland: omg baby what you saaaaayyyyiiiinnnnnn
Sealand: .....
Finland: ..... HEHEHE DON'T LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE CONTINUE HEHEHEHE
Sealand: ....... I like this girl... and I don't know how to tell her..... I want to... because I like her a lot
Finland: OH FUCK, WHO'S CUTTING THE MOTHERFUCKING ONIONS?!?!
Sealand: ....
Finland: ...... Who's the lucky girl??
Sealand: ..... WY
Finland: ....... WY didn't you tell me before?
Sealand: ...... You answered your fucking question
Finland: NO PIZZA FOR YOU TONIGHT >:0
And then I left because if I would of stayed more I would of scREAMED BECAUSE SEALAND LIKES WY AND IT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE LIKE THEY'RE 5 YEARS OLD!!!!
I'm not sure if I should help him or ruin everything like I always do. Though there isn't much to do, they're just kids. They can't go on dates or make out or fuck- HOW HORRIBLE!!!!
So, flipping a coin, I have decided I will help Sealand tell WY... and as cliché as it might sound, I'll ask Hong Kong and Liechtenstein for help. The three of us will help him, of course, without him knowing...
I'm such a good person sOMEBODY BUILD ME A SHRINE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE
-Iceland
P.S: I CALLED THEM AND THEY AGREE ON HELPING NYEHEHEHE THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAN IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER AND EVER (Though it's not much of a plan yet)
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Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer
FanfictionNorway gives Iceland a diary he bought at the dollar store for no reason in particular. Iceland starts writing in it out of pity, narrating his shitty life and awkward teenage adventures with his friends and the rest of the Nordics. And that's pret...
