Iceland's Diary: It Began In Summer

Tuesday, July 18

Dear Diary:

Our plane crashed and we all died. Now we're lonely ghosts possessing kangaroos to communicate our feelings of agony towards humans and their neat flying artifacts they call "planes"

Boo

Seriously though, we arrived at the airport really early in the morning, like at 4 or 5 am. The hotel we chose this time was really fancy; too fancy for my liking. I felt like trash  just by walking through the halls.

I decided not to skip the meeting this time, but like always, nothing interesting happened; absolutely nothing was resolved and everyone keeps getting stupid, saying useless junk information and so

That afternoon, once the meeting had ended, Hong Kong invited me to take a walk around town, ya know.... just to sightsee and do tourist stuff

We talked a bit about life, also about us and our whole relationship. It might sound really cliché, because it actually is in a way. We don't know how to be better, because we never were

I've been thinking about it... and this whole year, since I got this diary till now, things have changed so much in so little time. It's almost scary. But I don't like to think about those things, honestly

We ate some lunch in a park nearby and watched some children play on the swings

HK: Hey

Me: Hm?

HK: Do you ever want to have children?

I choked on my sandwich

Me: Why you asking?

HK: Curious

Me:  Honestly, no

HK: Me neither. Let's agree to never let a dirty little shit into our lives

Me: Agreed

He wrote a small note on the sidewalk with some green chalk saying "Signing our names on this document, we hereby agree that we shall never adopt a child, even if our lives depended on it"

We both signed it and shook hands afterwards. Not even a minute after, some kid ran over it and erased some of the writing

HK: This is why we can't have nice things

Me: Does this mean it's cancelled?
HK: I believe so...

Me: Shit

HK: If we ever move together and one day you suddenly appear with a child, I'll shoot it. And then I'll shoot you. I hope you'll do the same for me

Me: I'd rather shoot you and live with the child instead

HK: I'll remember that

Me: I hope you do

We made our way back to the hotel and he walked me back to my room... which is right across his

He kissed me and we made out there for a while until Denmark opened the door

Denmark: Scandalous

Me: Please go stick your fugly dick up my brother and leave us alone

Denmark: For your information, I already did that a while ago

HK: I'll add that to my list of things I did not want to know

Me: Did you kill him or something because I don't hear his "I heard you call me big brother"

HK: Your imitation of Norway is on point

Denmark: I think he left to hang out with Sweden and Finland

HK: A secret love triangle

Denmark: Le gasp

Me: I can tell they're madly in love

Denmark: What should I do??

HK:  Kill us all to gain his love back

Denmark: Okay :D

And he grabbed a gun out of freaking nowhere and pointed it between my fucking eyes

Me: I FUCKING HOPE IT'S NOT LOADED, YOU FUCKING OWL

HK: "Owl"

Denmark: RELAX, IT ONLY HAS ONE

Me: ......... Who were you going to play Russian Roulette with?

Denmark: ....... Sweden

Me: ......... Get over it

HK: Welp, imma slither back to my cave now

Denmark:  Snek

Me: Ssssnek

HK:  Sssssne-

And then China opened the door like

China: THERE YOU ARE! HASHTAG FOUND HONG KONG. HASHTAG YOLO. HASHTAG GO COOK. HASHTAG THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOT OBEY MY SIMPLE ORDERS OF CLEANING THE TOILET. HASHTAG SWAGGY BITCH

HK:  JSJDHAKFBEIDHWKFJSHSLKHSJSFUCCINSTAHP

They left

We left

And that was pretty much my whole day

Hm...

There's one more page left on here...

I would of written more but... I want to save it for tomorrow

Something's telling me I'm really going to need it

-Iceland

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